A mounted policeman was on his horse waiting to cross the street,
when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike" the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you"?
"Yes Sir", the little girl said, "he sure did"!
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a £5 ticket, for a safety violation.
The cop said; "give this to your dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it"!
The young girl looked up at the cop and said; "nice horse you've got there sir - did Santa bring it to you"?
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered; "yes, he sure did"!
The little girl looked up at the cop and said: "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top"!!!
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I was having some issues with including the pictures - they seem to remain during the preview, but when I posted it, the pictures were gone - perhaps they will stay now?
hee hee hee... that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh so early in the morn' ;)
I'm not too sure about the pics. Some pics do not show up after posting for whatever the reason.
Yeah - I noticed the pictures did not show up again - they did for awhile...strange?
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