Satire: Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

HAWAII — Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, announced plans to enter Russia illegally in order to capture fugitive whistleblower Edward Snowden. Dog, in an impromptu press conference held outside Da Kine bail bonds, said, “Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America, and if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it’ll be worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”

The reward for the capture and return of Edward Snowden has been set at one billion US dollars, prompting many bounty hunters to take the risk of capturing a fugitive who is protected by the Russian KGB. Dog was recently arrested and released by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

http://www.chronicle.su/news/dog-the-bounty-hunter-to-pursue...

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Snowden is gonna outsmart 99% of the people out there, 99% of the time, thats just a given. The problem with top-down is the down-side, as much as the top-side.

The next picture would be Elmer Fudd sticking his gun down a hole, to shoot Bugs Bunny, but the end of the gun comes out another hole and shoots Elmer in the ass. Can't find that picture =(

this ignorant white trash POS TV career needs to go away, thought it did....here's an idiot bigot, low IQ'd neck who's ego is bigger than blowhard's and his "baddest" weapon is a bear repellent??? Surprised some Choler hasn't capped this idiot in the face yet....was just an awful awful waste of time, money and resources doing this "show"

Snowden would MI that moron

I want to play..."In 1979 Texas Department of Corrections let me loose and they said you know what - go be a productive member of society. I said what? Here is 200 dollars for 18 months making all those big rocks little rocks. Texas was hell back in the seventies- now go do something with your life. I walked out- there is a big clock in the Texas penitentiary and it said high noonsville. I flipped it the bird and cashed my check and away in life I went. Everywhere I went for a job they said what did you do in your past- I said - will discuss. Have you ever been convicted of a felony? I said will discuss. My own father said - you can't get a drivers license, you can't vote, you might as well burn your birth certificate. I had one person that thought I could be something - that was my mother. My mother was part ________ Indian. She said- no matter what son- the sun rises on you. I ain't nothing special- I'm five foor seven soaking wet I'm 200 pounds. What I had was heart and faith and I said I'm going to do this for every convict alive and I'm going to make sure the world knows just because we fell one time doesn't mean we can't get up and let out light shine." :)

Hey, the guy turned his life around no matter what anyone says about him. He could be sitting on his ass and collecting welfare like many american takers. He chooses to work and support his family. I have way more respect for him than the politicians who are controlling this country.

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Hilarious ! 

Putin will find Dog-the-bounty-hunter, a nice kennel to live in, then throw away the key. I can't even comprehend how any President or Prime Minister, King, Queen, or Head of any Country believes they can boss Putin around. His Country isn't any better re: human rights than the U.S. or U.K. and some other places, BUT HEY - It's Biiiiiiig ! 

These two kids just ain't talking, or do you know different.

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