Scotty has been working furiously on the transporter system. But a Mentalcase crystal was cracked when we tried to beam up 200,000,000 people all at once. We have sent the shuttle craft to the nearest Federation Base to retrieve a new one. Its cheap warp coil means more than four months travel time.

Please, be patient. Engineers are doing all they can to tell us the time and the day. Consider this an ostensible, replaceable date.

Human Federation, out....


OAKLAND, Calif. — California preacher Harold Camping said Monday his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on Oct. 21.
Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before the Earth was destroyed, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife. His independent ministry, Family Radio International, spent millions — some of it from donations made by followers — on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message.
But Camping said that he's now realized the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said Oct. 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.

More.....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43140373/ns/us_news-life/