Just as the Zombie threat appears to finally be lifting it seems America could be at the mercy of an even deadlier menace.
A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.
The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.
(File picture) A Seattle man claims he was attacked by a bunch of Leprechauns after they caught him dancing with the wrong girl
Officers arrived at the scene of a bar fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands.
According to the victim the one of his assailants was wearing a white tank top.
There were no additional reports of merry jigs turning ugly or stolen pots of gold.
The man was taken to Harborview Medical Center with multiple head injuries and cuts and bruises on his face, back, knuckles and elbows.
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If we cant even trust the leprechauns no more, who can we trust? :-)
lil bastiches got them thar bath salts in those pipes ;)
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