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Comment by Marklar on April 14, 2012 at 6:26pm

Kinda reminds me of all those "shut up" jokes back in the day.

"Mommy, wher'e my parrot?"

"Shut up and eat your chicken."

"Mommy, why am I walking in circles?"

"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

"Mommy, why are we pushing the car off a cliff?"
"Shut up or you'll wake daddy."

"Mommy, I hate my sister's guts."
"Shut up and eat what's put in front of you."

"Mommy, what is a deliquent child?"
"Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards."

"Mommy, what does forced entry mean?"

"Shut up and hand me that crowbar."

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on April 7, 2012 at 1:52am

Comment by Cryptocurrency on April 7, 2012 at 1:26am

"Mommy, why do we need all this storable food?"

"Because fat rich men rule the world and like to ruin it."

Comment by suzie on April 7, 2012 at 1:08am

This is Hysterical ..  i needed a good chuckle but it is so true...