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Comment by Anti Everything on October 14, 2016 at 7:43pm

Damn! I should check my facts! Mighta got that guy in trouble. Funny stuff all the same. Great post.

Comment by Less Prone on October 14, 2016 at 6:31pm

AE, the relationship started six months, not six years, ago. Not everybody is a pedophile, at least outside the political world.

Comment by Anti Everything on October 14, 2016 at 6:21pm

I can't get over the fact the 'neighbor was 13 when he started grabbing the "pussy".  The advice was good too. Funny stuff, for sure.

Comment by James Power on October 14, 2016 at 1:39pm

Women never done complaining:-)

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on October 12, 2016 at 9:33pm

This appeared the following Thursday in the afternoon edition:

Dear John,

I need help badly, I'm a college female at home w/ my folks for the Summer break. Other day, I went over to a neighbor's house to return some mail accidentally put in our mailbox (stoopid mailman), well at 1st it seemed ok to come into this old man's house because he said there was sum of OUR mail had been accidentally been delivered to his house as well. He gave me an iced tea while "looking" for our mail, next thing I know, I'm waking up in his bed and he's all gross and shit slobbering like a dog on top of me trying to rape me with a half a chubby,sweating like a pig, he's a disgusting old man, you know, like 38 or 40 or sumshit old age and with a disgusting fat ol hairyass beer belly.  I'm only 19 and weigh 103lbs. I could not get his 250lb fatass off of me.so I let him finish. Closed my eyes, envisioning say, Chris Hemsworth then mentally counted the seconds by each, slower than the last, ..tick, ........tick, .............tick.......... Uggggggg

...at 47-mississippi, it was over with, and he semi rolled off me and fell asleep ..really???...that's it??? he was done already? Not even sure there was penetration (or it was a teeny weeny weiny) All this hassle for a half-ass rape attempt that makes even a 2-pump chump proud.... this guy was my worst rapist yet.....pfffttt, Hey ol man go take sum lessons from The Master Raper, Bill Bubba Clinton!!

Now, making this even more twisted dude, is that his ol lady showed up, like right there, like totally WoW totally, and man did she have a totally wicked freakout, i grabbed my top and got the hell outta there fast as i could cuz the roofies were still kicking my tiny ass. Still dunno what happened to my panties or bra. I went home saying nothing to no one. BUT, ol man neighbor knows, his ol lady knows, and I know...no one else nor my folks don't AT ALL ...Should I tell them? ..or anyone else?? Should I feel bad for his ol lady having to be married to teeny-weeny Minuteman?? Any advice Dear John?Sincerely, Tiffanys InnaTiff 

PS: I thinking about putting on my 2 piece fish-string beekeeny and go borrow a cup of sumthing from my other neighbor, Ms Hawt MILF, she's totally cool w/ weed & hawt for being 34yo ol lady.