Updated Nativity Set To Feature Palestinian Kid Taking Rifle Butt To Face

UPDATES have been made to the classic cast of the Christmas Nativity in a bid to make it more relevant to the Holy Land™ today, with the addition of new characters such as an IDF soldier dragging a Palestinian teenager around the back of the crib and smashing his face with the butt of his rifle.
Manufacturers have made the changes after it became apparent that a tranquil scene of a family snuggled safely in a Jerusalem dwelling with a roof just ‘wasn’t realistic’, even in the context of a woman made pregnant by a ghost giving birth to the son of the creator of the universe.
New additions to the diorama include the aforementioned terrorist/Palestinian child being ‘interrogated’ by the Israeli army, a queue of Palestinian civilians being herded out of their homes before the bulldozers get sent in, and on more expensive sets, a Palestinian hospital being hit by heavy artillery fire.
“The donkey and the three wise men, they’re all still there, even though you’d struggle to find those things in Israel right now,” said Karl Lungrof, one of the designers of the new-look Nativity.
“And the rest is just there to show that the Holy Land you read about in the Bible isn’t some mythical Middle Earth kind of place; it’s real, and it’s still there, and it’s still a place where a family have to flee in terror due to the threat of death by a tyrannical regime. Oh, and I forgot to show you this…”
Lungrof paused to find and flick a switch on the back of the crib.
“It lights up! Pretty sweet, yeah?”

Waterford Whispers

Views: 135

Comment

You need to be a member of 12160 Social Network to add comments!

Join 12160 Social Network

"Destroying the New World Order"

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE SITE!

mobile page

12160.info/m

12160 Administrators

 

TOP CONTENT THIS WEEK

Latest Activity

Chris of the family Masters posted blog posts
4 hours ago
Bob Renner posted a status
"Bob Renner's Music Tracks Collection https://www.spreaker.com/show/bob-renners-tracks"
5 hours ago
DTOM's blog post was featured

Aussie Police Launch Manhunt, Checkpoints As Teens Escape from COVID Internment Camp

Aussie Cops Launch Manhunt, Checkpoints As Teens Escape from COVID Internment Camp…See More
9 hours ago
DTOM posted blog posts
9 hours ago
Harry Thomas favorited Harry Thomas's video
yesterday
Harry Thomas posted a video
yesterday
Chris of the family Masters favorited DTOM's video
yesterday
Burbia commented on DTOM's video
yesterday
Burbia commented on Bob Renner's photo
Thumbnail

Just hit the power lines in several places

"Burn, Satan, burnBurn, Satan, burnThe separations coming, the sheep from the goatsThere are only…"
yesterday
Burbia commented on DTOM's video
yesterday
cheeki kea commented on Bob Renner's photo
Thumbnail

Just hit the power lines in several places

"Some people think the time is now. I think lone wolf types because no one group is claiming…"
yesterday
cheeki kea favorited Bob Renner's photo
yesterday
cheeki kea favorited Doc Vega's photo
yesterday
Burbia commented on Bob Renner's photo
Thumbnail

Elliot Page Shows Off His Body In New Selfie 02

"This appearance had help destroy the psyche of Ellen Page. The receding hairline was ridiculed…"
yesterday
Burbia commented on Burbia's group The Comment Section is Closed
"Total WOW! A guy calling himself lolfieldandlove is no longer a presence on the internet.  It…"
yesterday
Burbia commented on Bob Renner's photo
yesterday
MAC replied to MAC's discussion Dr Noack Killed 4 Days After Posting This Vid on How Graphene Hydroxide Nano-razors Destroy Body
"They have no shortage of killers on there side"
yesterday
Joseph Ellul-Grech posted a blog post

Mario Galea MP - A Corrupt Maltese Politician

In an article published online in Lovin Malta titled “…See More
yesterday
Doc Vega replied to MAC's discussion Dr Noack Killed 4 Days After Posting This Vid on How Graphene Hydroxide Nano-razors Destroy Body
"Of course these fuckers will kill the Whistleblowers! "
yesterday
Doc Vega commented on Doc Vega's blog post Kyle Rittenhaus and Why His Exoneration Was So Important
"Bob Renner Thanks for your support Dude."
yesterday

© 2021   Created by truth.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service

content and site copyright 12160.info 2007-2019 - all rights reserved. unless otherwise noted