"BECAUSE TARIFFS WILL PUT MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!"

"And don't forget your blue collars!"

"I'll keep an eye out for him."

"Bought a bottle of HATE ISRAEL gummies the other day. They're delicious."

"Best load of crap I've seen in ages."

"When their burgers were tasty."

"Oh well never fear don't you worry one bit, it'll drop to the bottom as it all gets rotten, and someone down there will reuse that shit. It's all very true can't believe what they do. They will put those stools in little pills…"

"Volodymyr Zelenskyy, he plays the piano with his penis, the tuba with his wazoo, and the United States for a sucker."

"But Steve if the person is transgender, would it reduce the abomination by half?"

"Leave it to mankind to create an efficient pooch screwer."

"But sticking it in another man's mouth...now that's different."