When change is in the “wind.” It must be performed in the proper manner!.....

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.




The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"




The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."







THE MORAL OF THE STORY:




Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

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Comment by CHUCK W. on August 29, 2010 at 6:03pm
WELL I'LL POST WHAT I HAVE OF HIS CAMPAIN HOPEFULLY IT WILL INSPIRE OTHERS
Comment by CHUCK W. on August 29, 2010 at 6:01pm
Bob Debates the Anti-Bob
The Anti-Bob: Look at what my opponent has done. He has created his stooges on the Left and the Right, and then positioned himself smack dab in the American beer-guzzling, TV-watching, skirt-chasing middle, where he is sure to win all the votes!
On the Left is the wooden Al Gore, the alpha male "fighter", who is the scion of a political family that served the policy needs of Armand Hammer, the millionaire head of Occidental Petroleum and financier of the Communist Party in the US. Al Gore is being dangled before the triadic jaws of organized labor, blacks, and women. They had better watch out before they get splinters in their mouths! But meanwhile he buys their votes with public offers of more free government stuff.

On the Right is the preppy puppet George W. Bush, the dim-witted inarticulate opponent of "bigacy", who is being dangled before the triadic jaws of big business, the Christian Right, and the anti-Clinton crowd. He buys their votes with promises of miniscule tax cuts, when his only agenda is to get the Bush crowd back in power, so he can milk the Great American Taxpayer Cow. His goal is to ensure that lucrative government contracts get funneled to friends of Bush! Behind the scenes, he buys votes with promised deals of more free government stuff.

Meanwhile, Bob sits calmly in the middle, picking their pockets, and sucking in the Sex Vote all for himself. This is absolutely disgraceful! He wins no matter who "wins"!

Bob Responds: My worthy opponent is just jealous that his handlers didn't think up the Get-More-Sex campaign. But it occurs to me what his main problem is: namely, he doesn't believe in democracy! Offering more voters more and more free-government stuff is the American Way! Is not my opponent, the Anti-Bob, therefore un-American? He says I control both Gore and Bush. Is this not Conspiracy Theory? He takes apparent issue with my Get-More-Sex plan. Is he not therefore anti-sex? Is he not therefore just another frustrated, prudish old hypocrite who would send our young people out to die for their country, but wouldn't let them live and f--- for their country?

The American people know better than this. The American people know that a regular weekly program of orgasmic relaxation therapy in a safe, clean, government-run health-clinic-and-house-of-joy will do wonders for keeping their minds off the fact we are stealing most of their money! The American people know what they want! They don't expect to pay taxes and pay taxes and pay taxes, and never get any free government sex!

Those in the audience should listen carefully. My opponent, the Anti-Bob, wants to take away your right to sex!
Comment by Nikki on August 29, 2010 at 6:01pm
No Chuck, I didn't hear about that Bob.
Comment by CHUCK W. on August 29, 2010 at 6:00pm
WELL HE RAN AGAINST BUSH, AND I STILL HAVE HIS BIO.

Bob Says: I went on a listening tour. Everywhere I went, all across America, men and women of every race, color, creed, and sexual orientation came up to me and said: "Gee, Bob. Sure, I'm worried about whether that Osama Bin Laden is going to blow my house apart. I'm worried about those well-made foreign products coming into this country and competing with the shoddy American-produced ones that were good enough for our forefathers. And I confess sometimes I can't get to sleep at night, thinking about those educational test scores in Texas. But if the truth be told, Bob, what really worries me is sex. I haven't been laid in ages. If only the government would help me get more sex."
Well, these voter's pleas practically tore my heart out! So I did my own private poll, using special telco-installed FBI wiretaps, and discovered that getting more sex was on the minds of most Americans over the age of 11 or 12! So I said to myself: "I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it for America. I'm going to do it for my country. I'm going to do it for Jesus."

Bush, a Reformer With Results, is nothing compared to Bob, a Reformer With Orgasms. Gore's entire health plan pales in comparison with even one government-run orgasmic-health-clinic-and-house-of-joy provided for in my plan. Bush and Gore promise you Free Government Stuff in return for your vote. But only Bob promises you Free Government Sex! Vote for me! I, Bob, am the one!
Comment by CHUCK W. on August 29, 2010 at 5:51pm
have you two ever heard of bob the sex canidate?
Comment by CHUCK W. on August 29, 2010 at 5:50pm
amen nikki! and right on byron.
Comment by Nikki on August 29, 2010 at 5:49pm
Baldwin rocks!
Comment by CHUCK W. on August 29, 2010 at 5:30pm
and that my friend is what frustrates me!
i know some well known extremely well educated
and very intelligent people, who bash the sheeple
yet vote the same way.
and people believe we'll overcome, that the masses are awaking.
the same menality as the sheeple.
pastor baldwin hit it right on the nail, revolution is the only answer.
Comment by Nikki on August 29, 2010 at 5:12pm
No matter how many times the sheep have been promised change and got none, they will still believe the next false prophet of change.
Comment by CHUCK W. on August 29, 2010 at 5:06pm
well i see two people understand the moral here. who knows maybe in fifty years it will be a whooping forty people. and hopefully two or three won't be choir members.

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