Hello, I'm John Newland and I will take you on a tour that will be One Step Beyond. Please don't blame me for the bullshit! 

Oh damn it! Why is Joe Biden so damn dumb? I thought he would be our savior!

Although I'm a Democrat how can I possibly support brainless assholes destroying my country?

So, how are open borders actually doing anything to help America? Who is the asshole behind all this?

Look, you keep asking me why I voted Democrat and I can only say that I made a huge mistake.

Now get off my case!

We here at the Biden White House hear you loud and clear but Mam we cannot shoot President Biden as much as the American people would like to! How about a straight jacket and a padded cell?

I personally apologize for such an assault on your intelligence but I am powerless to silence idiots financed by the networks. Let's hope a tornado wipes them out! 

So, you actually think that wearing a mask and taking an injection of nano particles and RNA splicing will solve anything? Are you human or simply an asshole?

This jerk actually tries to convince me that the government is here for our own good! Can you believe this shit?

Thanks for the damn respirator now I'm about to fucking die! Tell Cuomo to kiss my ass! 

Oh yes! These adult diapers do work! I am so relieved! And no wet spots in my trousers!

Can you people actually endure this idiocy? Well freaking good for you! 

Why the hell are we going to a Trump rally? I am scheduled for my weekly enema!

Now you just wait here young lady Jeffrey Epstein is going to tell us where to meet up!

Had enough yet? Rod, is a lot more resilient than I. This shit's driving me nuts!

My Darling, I know Biden is a clueless asshole, but do we really want to vote Republican?

You may not believe it now but someday my native country China will be dictating everything you dumbass Americans do! 

Oh hell, I think I swallowed the Democrat false narrative bullshit! God help me! 

Did you say he voted for Biden? He's one brain dead son of a bitch!

Ha ha! I told you if you Americans bought into socialism you'd be fucked! 

Okay! So I voted to defund the police! Why do I have to die?

So you have the coordinates of the White House? Okay, fire in 10, 9, 8, 7

John Newland here again. Have you had enough of this shit? Let's hope Americans wake up then! 

So, this whistle blower tried to get the truth to the public? How do we make it look like an accident?

Why this extraordinary footage of Hunter Biden with under age girls and crack smoking. Why can't we put him in jail?

I've told the producers enough is enough. I can't handle anymore of this and I'm sure you can't either! To all of you with a brain, I bid a goodnight!