We will control the horizontal we will control the vertical now sit quietly and see how your government has been transformed into an unbelievable clown act!!!

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Oh no! It's that projectile diarrhea again! I never should have taken the shot!

Come on Man! Take the shot! There's nothing to these conspiracy theories!

For the last time. Did you go into the Capital Building on January 6th or not?

Just remember, you insurrectionists, the FBI is keeping an eye on you!

That's right! I advise Joe Biden. Don't shoot me!

Do you mean that the illegal aliens pouring across the border aren't really from Mexico?

You mean now I have to take another vax shot? That last one was a doozey!

Here's that gift from Wuhan I promised you! Just don't drop it! 

Now Joe, tell the press you're going to get in trouble if you handle anymore questions!

He says he'll let me go if you will get him a big pair of sunglasses and a pair of soiled silk panties!

I'm a decent lady. You shouldn't say things like that to me! I get off work at 5!

One more gaffe like that Joe and We'll give you the real vax! Do you hear me?

These damned electric cars! You can never find a recharging station!

Wait a minute! He did it! Not me! He used the bathroom last! He always was a sloppy bastard!

I absolutely hate these anti-vaxers! Who do they think they are? Look at me! It's been two days since I took the shot and I'm fine. You wouldn't have any road kill laying around would you?

Now I want you to put this in the Congressional punch bowl just before the party. They'll be in for one hell of a trip!

Damn it! This is what happens when you don't have any toilet paper!

Okay okay! So I got shit faced last night! 

I always wondered what it would be like to wear women's panties. Tight and sweaty!

Whatever you do, never tell them that you bought me at a novelty shop!

You fool! You can't fly that UAV into a women's restroom! 

Living in my own country now I feel totally alienated!

A fresh dead rat for lunch! There is a God in heaven!

Living under Democrat rule is like is like well like this!!!

A re-opening of the investigation of Dominion machines causes Nancy Pelosi to have a melt down!

Have you had enough of this shit yet? We now return control of your TV set back to you!