Adrift in Stormy Seas

Is there a chance for me?
Plenty of fish, they say, in the sea
They beg a man like you and me
But the surprise you see is the insanity,

Delilah betrayed Samson with his long hair
She betrayed her man and couldn't care
The two of them a poisoned pair
It is always women who often dare,

The world is a huge sanitarium
This is a fable for everyone
Using their men as if they are dumb
I might just settle for a Catholic nun!

It's an amusing land upon scorching sands
Meeting some Babe watching a local band
Picking up Sexy Sadey on the Strand
Sorry Mister Mustard didn't go as planned,

I might just settle for a girl named Mary
A little smooth skinned and not too hairy
A gentle and reasonable personality
A little playful and not afraid to get silly,

Is there a chance for me?
Am I adrift in stormy seas?
Am I simply pleading to demonic decrees?
Like a witch whose hanging from a tree,

I'm a sailor sailing off the coast
Hearing the song of a Siren host
I love their songs the most
After wrecking my ship I'm a Maritime ghost,

Is there a chance for me?
My blue haven can never be
Is there any angel willing to cling to me?
Let me escape from this third degree,

A heart of bleeding stone
It seems all women prefer to be alone
A twisted reality in which I have grown
Is there no true love I can ever own?

Even messangers of God cannot feel
How many fools can decipher the seal?
How many have embraced Satan and made a deal?
Maybe I'm not on an even keel,

Drugs and alcohol tore you apart
Self delusion is now a new form of art
I seduced the sexy little tart
Should have known I was wrong right from the start!

Betrayed from the beginning from the apple tree
Women have a way of defying divinity
Christ, Baby can't you see?
Is there a chance for me?