In 2011“Me and my monsters” was introduced as a new children’s comedy drama series, and has since been shown on the kids CBBC channel, and still going strong today.   It’s about a family with monsters living in their basement.  The character “Haggis” with his devil horns doesn’t concern me, nor does “Fiend” with his ‘all seeing eye’.  But come off it, – what the hell is that “monster” Norman meant to be donning as a nose?  It’s nothing other than a caricature of a well endowed “wrinkly skinned penis”, the people I have spoke to about, say it’s reminiscent to either a dildo, Ann Summers vibrator, or that of a massive cock as opposed to any nose we’ve ever seen before. 

And don’t tell us we’re imagining things, see the above photo and go checked it out for yourselves on the ‘Me and my monsters website’ where it says: “Norman is bit of an oddball, even by monster standards!” You can say that again, but the designer and those who endorsed to buy it, in my eyes are the “oddballs”.  It continues: “Much of the time he appears to be in a world of his own.  He never speaks so you never quite know what he’s going to do next!”- Isn’t that how child molesters act?

CBeebies episode - banana and pineapple penis!

You might think I’m nit picking, but, were talking about small babies watching these programmes whilst mums oblivious to what their children are viewing safely in the front room.  Who writes, creates and designs these kinds of paedophile characters?  Surely anyone in their right mind knows how much time and thought goes into creating any design, how could those people working on “My Little Monsters” not know and clearly see Norman’s nose and the banana and pineapple looks like anything else other than it does – a huge penis!

I’ve already ask the BBC/CBCC to ban this programme and not to air the rest of the series – or at the very least give Norman an instant makeover!  But do they care, do they fuck, they wrote back saying: “We’re aware of the standards we must uphold for our young viewers and there’s no ill-meaning behind this character in any way”.  And this is the problem “the standards” they uphold, has been so debased and degraded, that having a massive lookalike penis as the nose of a children’s character is acceptable to the BBC. 

CBeebies - Mr Mopple simulating sex with a pussy

These are some of the reasons I refuse to pay a licence fee to organisation run by pro-pedophiles!

Photo Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/watch/by/show/me-and-my-monsters