You are an older senior citizen and you can no longer take care of yourself and need Long Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.  The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G for gun) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician of either side.  This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.

Need new teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?  They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who is paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home; plus, you get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay taxes. Is this a great country or what!   Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of the week!

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Comment by James Roberts on September 12, 2019 at 9:41am

Plus you probly get free security from the Aryan Brotherhood.

Comment by cheeki kea on September 12, 2019 at 6:05am

Funny one Chris, but hopefully they won't need to resort to such drastic measures if the corrupt politicians get to prison before them. In an ideal world they wouldn't be targets, because they would be So Dumb they would target themselves first. 

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