BeePeeBowlDisaster (Original Satire)
Hi everybody, so I've been watching my goldfish bowl for weeks now and there's some real wild scary stuff going on here let me tell yaaaaaa.
Yesterday everything was pretty calm and normal but I was feeling the strain of my research so I drank 6 bottles of NyQuil last night and got the best sleep of my life so obviously I'm well rested and not just seeing things heeeeere.
So I get up this morning and turn on my webcam and I see this THIIIIING in my goldfish bowl that just seems to have appeared there over niiiiight.
It's crazy maaaan.
First there's just goldfish in the bowl like you'd expeeeeect.
Then this THIIIIING just appears over niiiight.
Do you see iiit?
Look at thaaaat.
Will you look at thaaaaat?
It's crazy maaaaan.
It looks like a faaaace
Look at thaaaat.
It looks like it's staring right at meeee.
Do you see thaaat?
DO you see thaaat?
You see the leaf on te left side of the screeeen?
,... and just above that you can see a thing that looks like an eeeeeye.
Then over to the right of that there's another eeeye.
Then down lower it looks like there's a moooouth.
Do you see thaaat.
The whole thing just totally looks like a face.
Do you see thaaat.
It's crazy maaaaan.
When I first turned on the camera I wasn't recording yet and it actually looked like it was licking it's lips, it was craaaaaazy.
I think it was eating the glaaaaass.
I mean how else would it get in theeeere?
See if you can tell me thaaaat?
Do you see thaaat.
What kind of weird monster just eats through glass like thaaat?
Do you see thaaat.
It's crazy maaaaan.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
It's crazy maaaaan.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
I think it's telling me to kill my mom.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Yesterday everything was pretty calm and normal but I was feeling the strain of my research so I drank 6 bottles of NyQuil last night and got the best sleep of my life so obviously I'm well rested and not just seeing things heeeeere.
So I get up this morning and turn on my webcam and I see this THIIIIING in my goldfish bowl that just seems to have appeared there over niiiiight.
It's crazy maaaan.
First there's just goldfish in the bowl like you'd expeeeeect.
Then this THIIIIING just appears over niiiight.
Do you see iiit?
Look at thaaaat.
Will you look at thaaaaat?
It's crazy maaaaan.
It looks like a faaaace
Look at thaaaat.
It looks like it's staring right at meeee.
Do you see thaaat?
DO you see thaaat?
You see the leaf on te left side of the screeeen?
,... and just above that you can see a thing that looks like an eeeeeye.
Then over to the right of that there's another eeeye.
Then down lower it looks like there's a moooouth.
Do you see thaaat.
The whole thing just totally looks like a face.
Do you see thaaat.
It's crazy maaaaan.
When I first turned on the camera I wasn't recording yet and it actually looked like it was licking it's lips, it was craaaaaazy.
I think it was eating the glaaaaass.
I mean how else would it get in theeeere?
See if you can tell me thaaaat?
Do you see thaaat.
What kind of weird monster just eats through glass like thaaat?
Do you see thaaat.
It's crazy maaaaan.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
It's crazy maaaaan.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
I think it's telling me to kill my mom.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
Do you see thaaat.
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Comment by illuminated-dj on September 7, 2012 at 6:59pm
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beepee was right, so this sattire is null and void,fish,what are they??thats right.most of them are dead
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lol BeePee rules
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Comment by Tara on September 29, 2010 at 12:09pm
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I was so frightened when I saw it coming out of the bowl with those evil eyes and staring at me as if to say, after I devour the fishy, it's your turn next, YIKES! Did you see that, did you see it? It's the crazy lochness monster we've been warned about for years, run for your lives!
Sorry, just had to.....all in good fun!
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no comment
:)
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Comment by fireguy on September 28, 2010 at 8:53pm
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Nyquil has ASPARTAME in it. Next time try a bottle of JD and call me in the morning...
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Comment by Central Scrutinizer on September 28, 2010 at 8:14pm
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Bu-HAHAHAHAHAHAA....hilarious!!!
just need Steven Wright for commentary...would be complete!!
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roflmao!!!! Woot Oh my, are we feeling a bit sarcastic today? You are something else!
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