George Bush, Queen  Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell.  While there, they spy a red phone and  ask what the phone is
for.  The devil tells  them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin  asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is
finished the devil informs him  that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it's a local call."

I guess the names Bush; Elizabeth; Obama and, Putin, can be substituted with many of the other names, of the world's leaders