Captain Reality the 10^th Level

You’re starting out a young man anew

Thinking your troubled bride loves you

Captain Reality smiles at what she puts you through

She’ll break your loving heart too,

Always thought you were a sharp guy

Never missed anything with that quick eye

It was as though Captain Reality has a spy

As you watched all your dreams just die,

Just when you thought life had throttled up a notch

Captain Reality drop kicked you in the crotch

Just an innocent kid playing Hop Scotch

How many of your future plans got botched?

You’re on a much needed vacation with your spouse

You two rented a scenic lake house

Then there was a fire and flames could not be doused

Just another of Captain Reality’s jousts!

Your new business started with your intestinal fortitude

You’re thinking you’re pretty shrewd

That’s when Captain Reality really got crude

Police found you drugged, passed out, and nude,

With best intentions you ran for the Presidency

You wanted to protect and benefit your constituency

Then Captain Reality proved his evil resiliency

Your corrupt opposition has destroyed your legitimacy!

Captain Reality is totally out of control

He wants to bury you deep in a hole

Even when doing your best is your goal

Captain Reality will rake you over the coals.