Captain Reality the 10th Level
You’re starting out a young man anew
Thinking your troubled bride loves you
Captain Reality smiles at what she puts you through
She’ll break your loving heart too,
Always thought you were a sharp guy
Never missed anything with that quick eye
It was as though Captain Reality has a spy
As you watched all your dreams just die,
Just when you thought life had throttled up a notch
Captain Reality drop kicked you in the crotch
Just an innocent kid playing Hop Scotch
How many of your future plans got botched?
You’re on a much needed vacation with your spouse
You two rented a scenic lake house
Then there was a fire and flames could not be doused
Just another of Captain Reality’s jousts!
Your new business started with your intestinal fortitude
You’re thinking you’re pretty shrewd
That’s when Captain Reality really got crude
Police found you drugged, passed out, and nude,
With best intentions you ran for the Presidency
You wanted to protect and benefit your constituency
Then Captain Reality proved his evil resiliency
Your corrupt opposition has destroyed your legitimacy!
Captain Reality is totally out of control
He wants to bury you deep in a hole
Even when doing your best is your goal
Captain Reality will rake you over the coals.