You think you know reasonably what's going on
Outside it's like a ghost town everyone's gone
To Captain Reality you're just a pawn
To him you're just a tombstone on the lawn,

There's a modern day plague or so they say
For Captain Reality just another opportunity to play
Some collapse in the streets others die where they lay
Like the Grim Reaper Captain Reality will slay,

Your passion for trafficking little girls and boys
You treat human beings just like your personal toys
FBI agents heavily armed bust in to interrupt your joy
But you die in your jail cell it was the Captain's ploy,

You're in the park looking for some easy prey
Maybe you can rape some innocent girl some way
Too bad you ran into a Cop with an itchy trigger finger today
Captain Reality laughs as you bleed and try to crawl away,

You're a cowardly terrorist just thinking you're smart
You assemble and hide IED's that blow soldiers apart
Captain Reality aims his M-16 hitting you right in the heart
You should've known karma would strike from the start,

You're a gang banging dealer you think you're so bad
Destroying people's lives is all you ever had
Captain Reality turns the heat up just a tad
The car bomb vaporizes you but no one will be sad,

Your 'e a jewel thief preying upon the elderly
Stealing people's gifts and memories
Unfortunately, you ran into Captain Reality
The noose around your neck caused breathing difficulty,

You're an elitist banker running the EU
Financially enslaving millions that's what you do
However it seems Captain Reality has a surprise for you
Your Columbian Neck Tie was long over due,

You're a proud pimp with your captive girls
Sex drugs and violence always seems to unfurl
A funny taste in your beer was that cyanide you just swirled?
Looks like Captain Reality just put an end to your world.