Captain Reality the 20th Gauntlet

You're a big shot politician on Capitol Hill
A professional liar you took the blue pill
Antifa beat you to death caught you standing still
Captain Reality footed the bill,

You're a human trafficker thinking you're cool
Human slaves are your favorite tool
A victim's father had a shotgun kicked like a mule
Captain Reality mops up the fools,

You're a car jacker ripping off cars and radios
It makes a living don't you know
Spending your time with drugs and ho's
An officer's bullet left a gaping hole,

Captain Reality will screw your world
As a terrorist all those grenades your hurled
Your name came up on an intelligence referral
When that RPG hit in mid air you twirled,

Captain Reality has all the odds stacked
You're an enemy sniper taking lives in Iraq
That is until US Marines go on the attack
Suddenly you feel shrapnel tearing into your back,

As a high powered exec sexual favoritism is your game
Molesting your co-workers it's all the same
The women who resist you love to tame
Then that angry husband with a hand gun came,

Captain Reality has a way of making things right
But he won't be tucking you in at night
You're with your mistress on a vacation flight
Your wife gets a call there was a deadly crash that night,

You're a serial killer it's your life's greatest thrill
You may be a psycho but you love it still
A vigilante straps you down and turns on the drill
Captain Reality laughs as blood squirts over the window sill,

You're a paid thug rioting for BLM
You just love hanging around with them
You messed with the wrong guy he wasn't a Dem
You got paralyzed from an ice pick to the brain stem,

ANTIFA loves recruiting guys just like you
So does Captain Reality he loves you too
Beating up the innocent until they're black and blue
Jumped by a police attack dog he gives you a good chew,

You're an Iranian thug on a fast boat
Harrassing a US Naval destroyer for all she wrote
Here comes a 5 inch shell now you're a dead goat
Captain Reality laughs watching your body bloat,

You're a pornographic king sex is everything
Women are nothing more than a fling
There was one girl you shouldn't have been hurting
Her Daddy has a chain saw he's gonna make you sing!

Captain Reality has a talent for the unexpected
He liberates the abused and dejected
A killer on the loose his brain is infected
They found him in a garage completely dissected.