I went to the liquor store Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of single malt Scotch whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would certainly break, so I drank the whole 26 ounces before I left for home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times before I arrived home.