There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:
Soap, Ballot, Jury, and Ammo.
Please use in that order.
Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things.  
Looks like he's done it again!
   




 

AMERICA
NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

         

I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
 
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:



(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English'
 is immediately BANNED!!!.    English is the official language;   speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports.     We will use '
Wal-Mart 's policy,  'If  we  ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!


(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.



(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States  (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not
 to fire on  SOUTH BOUND  aliens.


(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state
.   If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T getting nuttin out.  Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.



(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids?  The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.



(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first
 time you steal,  you lose your right hand.  There is no more 'life sentences'.  If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.  However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.


(10).  All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes.  When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.



(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will
 be said  EVERY day at school and  every day in CONGRESS.


(12). The National Anthem  will
 be played at all appropriate ceremonies,  sporting events,  outings, etc.


My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless.....



GOD
BLESS AMERICA !
 
 
Sincerely,  Bill Cosby  

Views: 84

Comment

You need to be a member of 12160 Social Network to add comments!

Join 12160 Social Network

Comment by NoTyme2Die on May 4, 2011 at 11:52am

ya, probably hoax, nontheless, I'd never expect him to run; however, isn't this the type of

platform that we need?

Comment by Tara on May 4, 2011 at 11:07am
Well dammit! It would have been nice if it was true! I like the platform nonetheless.
Comment by truth on May 4, 2011 at 10:59am
Comment by Tara on May 4, 2011 at 10:56am

This is awesome! Sounds like Bill Cosby's a bit fed up and pissed off like the rest of us in the know. Way to lay it down on the line Bill, WOOT!

"Destroying the New World Order"

TOP CONTENT THIS WEEK

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE SITE!

mobile page

12160.info/m

12160 Administrators

 

Latest Activity

Burbia posted a blog post

Disgraced Former CNN Anchor Don Lemon Arrested

No longer an employed journalist, Don Lemon had been seen with far left agitator, Nekima Levy…See More
1 hour ago
Burbia's blog post was featured

The Illusion of Fuck You Money

The United States use to have this idea that once you make enough money, you.can do as you want.…See More
9 hours ago
tjdavis's blog post was featured
9 hours ago
Doc Vega's 4 blog posts were featured
9 hours ago
tjdavis posted a video

The Human Antenna - OFFICIAL FILM

THE HUMAN ANTENNA - Can We Reverse The Trans Humanist Agenda?MORE INFORMATION: → www.humanantennafilm.com ← MASTERPEACE: https://mphcs.com/PrimeEarthHuman En...
yesterday
Doc Vega posted a blog post
yesterday
cheeki kea commented on Burbia's blog post A Masterclass Is Being Played Out For Those Who Have The Eyes To See
"PS Not sure this video will last much longer."
Wednesday
cheeki kea commented on Burbia's blog post A Masterclass Is Being Played Out For Those Who Have The Eyes To See
"  Deflection ~ Away from Themselves ! example. -->…"
Wednesday
tjdavis favorited Burbia's blog post The Illusion of Fuck You Money
Sunday
tjdavis posted a video

Hi-Rez & Jimmy Levy - This Is A War (Official Video)

Disclaimer: The views, information, opinions and/or activities expressed in this video are solely those of the individuals appearing in the video, and do no...
Sunday
Doc Vega posted photos
Jan 23
tjdavis posted a video

Berlin 1945: Waiting for the End | Diary of a Metropolis UNCENSORED FOOTAGE

At the beginning of 1945, Berlin is under the illusion that they will survive the war. Every day there are bombing attacks, fires to be extinguished, and cor...
Jan 22
Burbia posted a blog post

The Illusion of Fuck You Money

The United States use to have this idea that once you make enough money, you.can do as you want.…See More
Jan 22
tjdavis posted videos
Jan 21
tjdavis posted a blog post
Jan 21
Less Prone favorited cheeki kea's photo
Jan 21
cheeki kea posted a photo
Jan 19
Less Prone favorited tjdavis's video
Jan 19
Less Prone posted a video

“I Helped Build It!” A WEF-Davos Insider EXPOSES The Great Reset

Former investment banker and ESG “whistleblower” Desiree Fixler joins The Winston Marshall Show to expose what she says is one of the biggest financial scams...
Jan 19
Doc Vega posted a blog post

One Step Too Far Weighs in on Current Events

We now bring you this week's program on One Step Too Far. Bear with us as more BS floats to the…See More
Jan 18

© 2026   Created by truth.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service

content and site copyright 12160.info 2007-2019 - all rights reserved. unless otherwise noted