There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:
Soap, Ballot, Jury, and Ammo.
Please use in that order.
Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things.  
Looks like he's done it again!
   




 

AMERICA
NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

         

I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
 
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:



(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English'
 is immediately BANNED!!!.    English is the official language;   speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports.     We will use '
Wal-Mart 's policy,  'If  we  ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!


(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.



(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States  (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not
 to fire on  SOUTH BOUND  aliens.


(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state
.   If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T getting nuttin out.  Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.



(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids?  The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.



(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first
 time you steal,  you lose your right hand.  There is no more 'life sentences'.  If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.  However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.


(10).  All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes.  When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.



(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will
 be said  EVERY day at school and  every day in CONGRESS.


(12). The National Anthem  will
 be played at all appropriate ceremonies,  sporting events,  outings, etc.


My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless.....



GOD
BLESS AMERICA !
 
 
Sincerely,  Bill Cosby  

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Comment by NoTyme2Die on May 4, 2011 at 11:52am

ya, probably hoax, nontheless, I'd never expect him to run; however, isn't this the type of

platform that we need?

Comment by Tara on May 4, 2011 at 11:07am
Well dammit! It would have been nice if it was true! I like the platform nonetheless.
Comment by truth on May 4, 2011 at 10:59am
Comment by Tara on May 4, 2011 at 10:56am

This is awesome! Sounds like Bill Cosby's a bit fed up and pissed off like the rest of us in the know. Way to lay it down on the line Bill, WOOT!

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