Florida professor arrested after carrying suspicious bagel on airplane
(NaturalNews) If you carry bagels or other food items with you on an airplane these days, you'd better paint them red white and blue just to make sure all the passengers around you know you're truly an American. Otherwise, they just might turn you in. In yet another case of air passengers turning into in-flight SS troops, a Florida professor was arrested, handcuffed and removed from a plane when his fellow passengers reported he had a "suspicious-looking bag" in his hands.
The contents of that suspicious-looking bag turned out to be a bagel with cream cheese, a set of keys and a hat.
But in America's ultra-paranoid environment where the U.S. government actually encourages people to spy on each other (http://www.naturalnews.com/030648_W...), apparently just about anything can set off the suspicions of the citizens' secret police. Maybe you talk funny, or walk funny or just look funny. Maybe your skin isn't white. Maybe you speak with some sort of foreign accent which, as all Americans already know, means you must be a terrorist.
Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/030935_terrorism_bagel.html#ixzz1AHbiljTw
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Comment by Shlomo Von Heineken on January 7, 2011 at 4:43pm
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I saw a picture the other day of an older, somewhat overweight American man, wearing spectacles and speaking awful French, having departed Paris after several years' plotting against Government, and following accusations which have been almost completely covered up, of sexual affairs with other women and even with the middle-school daughter of his Paris landlord. I would have notified Homeland Security, except the picture was of Benjamin Franklin.
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Comment by Central Scrutinizer on January 7, 2011 at 12:24pm
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WATCH OUT!!! Double Life sentences mandated if smeared w/ lox!!!!!
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Comment by Tara on January 7, 2011 at 11:28am
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OMG.....a bagel terrorist! There must be an explosive in the cream cheese, lol. What's worse is there seems to be snoops and snitches around every corner ready to accuse you of anything because of their own blind fear and wanting to feel more self important, helping out the government with catching so-called terrorists. What a bunch of tards, literally!
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