AES is Anti Everything Stupid syndrome that is found mostly in those that work around sheep for too long. The symptoms are a headache caused from the incessant baaaaaaa's, an agitation to everything involving wool.... especially the itchy, get under the skin kind and a brewing anger watching the sheep follow the herd everyday while being led by a dog.
The only cure to this malady is to have a little bit of fun with scissors..... shear away! It is so therapeutic!
Paranoid Stress-Related Anxiety Syndrome With Flatulence (PSASWF)
PSASWF is found in people with extreme fear of persecution in conjunction with a systemic mental and physiological response to perceived demands that occurs during episodes of extreme mental or emotional stress, interrupted by intermittent explosions of methane gas from the anus.
And upon regeneration:
Compulsive Defiant Nervous Disorder (CDND)
CDND is found in people with involuntary behavioral urges whose main phenomenological feature is the presence of extreme anger towards authority figures when using the brain.
Somehow I think there's a government mind control mind reading program/software behind this web page because I am certain that I really do have both of these diseases. There MUST be pills I can take for them, wouldn't you think?
Comment by Anti Oligarch on December 8, 2009 at 3:09pm
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