Have You Seen this Man? - The Hunt for William Craig Fugate
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
From: Investigating Obama
We repeat, his name is William Craig Fugate
This may be his photo. If he needs it, we are willing to give it back.
Mr. Fugate is believed to be the Administrator of the U.S. Federal Emergency Management
Agency (FEMA) under Barack Obama and Janet Napolitano.
Therefore, he might be seen either in the vicinity of Washington, D.C., or call it
a hunch, the Gulf of Mexico.
Please report to Investigating Obama, if you have any word of his whereabouts or his doings. There appears to be an emergency in the Gulf that he should know about.
Where's Fugie?
Update - I'm getting some feedback that the Gulf Gusher may not be in Fugate's job descrip'. Now, I'm a small-government, federalist kind of guy, but shouldn't he sort of be preparing Gulf Coast folks for bad things that could come, over the next two or three months, if we pay him for that? And I am told we also have something called an "Environmental Protection Agency." Hm....
Update 2 - Did William Craig Fugate ever make it out to Tennessee, to check out all that flood stuff? Too busy collecting big, six or seven foot long, sealable plastic bins? America wants to know.
From: Investigating Obama
We repeat, his name is William Craig Fugate
This may be his photo. If he needs it, we are willing to give it back.Mr. Fugate is believed to be the Administrator of the U.S. Federal Emergency Management
Agency (FEMA) under Barack Obama and Janet Napolitano.
Therefore, he might be seen either in the vicinity of Washington, D.C., or call it
a hunch, the Gulf of Mexico.
Please report to Investigating Obama, if you have any word of his whereabouts or his doings. There appears to be an emergency in the Gulf that he should know about.
Where's Fugie?
Update - I'm getting some feedback that the Gulf Gusher may not be in Fugate's job descrip'. Now, I'm a small-government, federalist kind of guy, but shouldn't he sort of be preparing Gulf Coast folks for bad things that could come, over the next two or three months, if we pay him for that? And I am told we also have something called an "Environmental Protection Agency." Hm....
Update 2 - Did William Craig Fugate ever make it out to Tennessee, to check out all that flood stuff? Too busy collecting big, six or seven foot long, sealable plastic bins? America wants to know.
Comment
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Comment by Marklar on June 2, 2010 at 10:06am
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LMAO, he's probably busy investigating a sacharin spill in aisle 5 at his local Walmart. No doubt they are still waiting for a $50,000 broom to arrive from the Pentagon because, well, Walmart simply doesn't carry $50,000 brooms that can be used to expertly sweep shit under the carpet.
I'm sure when he is done he'll jump on his government issue burro and ride it backwards all the way to the gulf where he can try to appease the crude oil volcano god with a few well placed virgin sacrifices.
Thank god we live in an age where our public servants really know how to get shit done. "you're doing a helluva job Fugie!"
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