"How to fix your Bullshit Tracking box" or "Cutting the Cordless cell hell"

Wasn't really the fone's fault I guess, I'm chalking it up to the quantity of bullshitters that populate this area. Or could be that the quality of my "friends" list has been severely lowered??? But lately it seemed every fricking single time I picked up this gov't tracking device lately after hearing it's omnipresent notification tonez   ...all it seem to deliver was bad news.... texts made up of lies, bullshitters and jerk-offs who said they'll do/bring/make something happen, but then simply DON'T do it, talk about the bearer of bad news, this infernal tiny transistorized texting terror just seemed to deliver nothing to me good anymore...nothing but lies, bad news and empty promises. Since the beginning of the week, I've had 4 different A-holes yank my dik on certain things...empty promises via binary texts. ....and it's only Wednesday. I have had it... 

 I couldn't take this horse-shit anymore, I've got bigger issues to deal with other than electronic liars and babbling bullshit artists...I was wondering if there was an "App" for this dilemma, Sooooo after searching endlessly through a smokescreen of more bullshit apps, I finally found one..

"YES, Virginia, there IS an app for that"

it's called the "Hammer Fix-all" app ....and it worked beautifully (Ad-free too!) ;) What I don't understand is how folk get addicted to these little lie boxes who track ur every word, movement and phone call....they're simply dreadful. Well I'm now officially done with these contraptions

So back to smoke signals and 2 tin cans and some string.... So if you find yourself frustrated with electronic garbage, glitches, electro-itches babbling bullshit and idiot text-bitches, get yourself the App that literally BEATS all other apps into submission, get the Hammer-Fix-All App...

"Because once you have the Hammer-Fix-All App....everything else is just nails"

Here's actual, un-retouched "Before" & "After" shots with the "Hammer Fix-All" app to show how well it works....

BEFORE

AFTER

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Comment by Central Scrutinizer on December 5, 2018 at 3:54pm

LOLZ...doubtful...2 blows is all it took and the battery went flying on the first one ;)

For some reason, I feel this huge weight off my shoulders now ;)~  w00t!!!

Comment by Chris of the family Masters on December 5, 2018 at 3:44pm
I bet is still transmitting.... Burn the remains...

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