How To Get Rich Quick (And Take Over the World)

I have concocted the granddaddy of all get rich quick schemes and I'm going to share it with you ABSOLUTELY FREE! It works like this:

1) Invent a new illness and a treatment for the illness.

2) Give the illness to millions of people without their knowledge (or convince them they have the illness when they really don't).

3) Sell them the treatment at a ridiculously expensive price. (After all, why should they care how much it costs? Their employer-provided insurance or taxpayer funded program will pay for it.)

4) The treatment may or may not ease some symptoms, but it will definitely cause other illnesses (call them "side effects"), just as you designed it to do.

5) Sell the chumps - er... patients - treatments for the "side effects". These treatments will cause more "side effects" for which you can sell more treatments, which will cause still more "side effects", etc.

6) Watch the money roll in.

7) Use the the money to help the global shadow oligarchy reduce the world's population and enslave the people who are left.

Great scheme, huh? I hope someone hasn't thought of it already.

The character in this picture is called "Baphomet" . I have encountered this image quite a few times while researching secret and semi-secret societies. Some say he is an ancient pagan god. Others say he is a more modern adaptation of an ancient pagan god. Still others say he represents the Devil himself. I suspect that he really represents the self-proclaimed "enlightened ones" who think they know what's best for humanity and have therefore taken it upon themselves to reconstruct the world as they see fit. Notice the symbol that rises from between Baphomet's legs. Look familiar? It is called the caduceus, and is used to represent medicine and the medical field. In this image, it is obviously used as a phallic symbol, which represents power. Money is power. It takes money to implement a plan to control the world. Maybe I'm thinking too much. Maybe I have an overactive imagination. Maybe I'm paranoid. There's a pill for that.

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Comment by Maria De Wind on June 10, 2011 at 9:44am: Don't underestimate the huge profit potential of carefully planned merchandising...

Create a craze, Secure "celebrity" endorsements, Lobby the right congresspersons, Offer preferential stock options to key top-shots in government, eventually assuring your products become mandatory....

Create different lines for different niches, ie. Children's, Adult Only - exploit dysfunctional fears-, Military grade, Alternative New Agey Spin-offs, etc.

Don't forget seasonal specials, What's for Xmas?

Patent everything... everywhere ... and sue knock offs mercilessly

Prepare for eventual IPO at ridiculously high pricing and later on over-hype your scheme as "to big to fail" and get Quantitative Easing Rescue

Comment by Maria De Wind on June 10, 2011 at 12:11am: you forgot to partner with a medical test lab and charge them a hefty commission for each "customer" you refer to them.

Hope you haven't been a victim of the white mafia lately

Comment by youhavetoforgiveme on March 14, 2011 at 4:26am: Secretly create the problem (civil unrest) that begs for the solution that you desire (gun control via martial law) and then come running shouting the good news-- and look like the hero all the while (enslaving the masses into mindless cattle to be herded and taken to the slaughterhouse)......

Did I miss anything?

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