Impulse to Pray

The kids wouldn’t go out this morning they saw something in the sky

I know everything the government tells me is a lie

I laughed during an interrogation by the FBI

One of the agents had an evil eye,

It seems today everything has become a false promotion

Seems I’m only going through the motions

Struggling from one commotion to another commotion

Still searching for my psychedelic transdermal lotion,

The mirror began talking back to me the other day

My best friend had so many things to say

While in the real world the mental patients are astray

Syringes lay out in the park where Mary goes to play,

A ball of light follows the power lines and an EMF occurs

A pulsating beam of light and my vision blurs

Will my country last until November, I wonder?

Maybe another missing time lapse this winter,

Went to the Abduction Mart to prepare for the next procedure

Never know when it will be for sure

More advanced fighter jets would be worth a pound of cure

Guess I’ll take the Cheyenne underground tour,

I have a closet full of HAZMAT suits

I hear the Communists and our president are in cahoots

Our government bureaucrats are just deaf and dumb mutes

Think I’ll take up standing on one leg and playing the flute,

Captain locked himself in the cockpit the other day

I was aboard that flight and I wished I’d been away

The co-pilot was pounding on the door no time for a survey

I suddenly had a strong impulse to pray.