In yet another “you can’t make this up” moment published by a liberal news outlet, a new piece in The Root declares that a variety of admittedly not racist things are actually signs that increase the likelihood of a person being a racist, including loving dogs and watching the popular T.V. Show Sons of Anarchy.

Damon Young, who wrote the piece of epic level nonsense and is also a contributor for GQ.com, apparently decided, amid mass horror over the shootings in Las Vegas, to further push the racial divide in America by labeling literally normal popular habits as signs that can help someone decipher if one is some sort of secret KKK ninja.

While all ten of the things Young wrote are transparent garbage, some stand out more than others such as the very idea that loving dogs enough to include them on your Facebook page more than doubles ones chances of being a racist.

Look, I know dog lovers are generally good people, and usually better people than cat people. But if I check your Facebook or Twitter profile and your avatar is a dog, I’m, like, 60 percent certain you’ve trained that dog to bite darkies.

Yes. You read correctly. Avatar of your dog on your Facebook page? Most likely racist.

Another included in the list of signs that an American could be racist is being “Overtly patriotic” which the author claims means how many American flags a person chooses to display.

We discussed this already last month, but the number of American flags within a white person’s vicinity has a direct correlation to the number of times they’ve referred to Hardee’s as “nigger Burger King.”

While clearly disgusting, this one at least makes a little more sense when you consider the lefts recent open hate for the country itself.

Not content on just attacking dog lovers and patriots as possible racists, Young then moves his target to fans of the popular T.V. Show Sons of Anarchy.

I’ve never seen a minute of that show, but I do see a lot of white men and women getting out of pickups to go eat at Cracker Barrel while wearing Sons of Anarchy shirts, which makes it racist by association.

In other words, a person paid as a columnist for multiple “reputable” news outlets is attacking a show he literally hasn’t seen because of his own stereotype of the shows fans that is only true in his own deranged mind.

All in all, this is simply another example of the lefts insanity. Ironically, nonsense such as this was actually a major contributing factor to Donald Trump’s victory in 2016 and is clearly a lesson the Democratic Party still hasn’t learned.

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