I'm a good citizen I'm a worker bee

No deep thoughts inside of me

I admire corrupt politicians destroying my country

Leave it to them I'm too busy!

 

Taxes are high my country men cry

But I'll believe the left when they lie

Why? I'm just not as sharp and they're too sly

Just as long as I can play games and get high!

 

Who cares about patriotism anyway?

No matter how many of my people terrorists slay

I'm just worried about getting better pay

At the mediocre job I go to everyday,

 

Just give me my video games and reality shows

They satisfy me from my head to my toes

When I need the truth CNN knows!

I could be ignorant that's just the way it goes!

 

Who’s the real enemy? Don't bother me with facts

Couldn't possibly be those illegal aliens and border attacks

Couldn't possibly be career politicians and super PAC’s

Making deals with our enemies passing those bills and acts,

 

It's been this way for years why should it change?

Those lies are my lullabies I don't want to feel any pain

They tell me who to hate and to whom I'm supposed to relate

I never worry about anything I can create,

 

My brain each and every day is a clean slate

History is just irrelevant don't need it on my plate

The US Constitution is just overrated

Freedom is a sports bar and a hot date!

 

Don't ask me to analyze a thing

I just want my beer after I get done working

More and more taxes I'm feeling the sting

There's just not a lot of intellect I can bring!

 

Who were Washington and Franklin anyway?

They're not around anymore, this is today

Just give me whiskey and a roll in the hay

What difference is there in Democracy and socialism anyway?

 

Stumbling through life I'm a Democrat brat

Don't ask my why or what conclusion I should arrive at

All conservatives must be liars I read my Alinksy flyers

In my third world shanty town burning tires,

 

Does it ever occur to me to make a distinction? 

Won't notice until my freedom succumbs to extinction

MSNBC brings me all I need to know

Is it my indoctrination or my autism that shows?

 

 

College Campus Anthem

 

I'm a good citizen I'm a worker bee

No deep thoughts inside of me

I admire corrupt politicians destroying my country

Leave it to them I'm too busy!

 

Taxes are high my country men cry

But I'll believe the left when they lie

Why? I'm just not as sharp and they're too sly

Just as long as I can play games and get high!

 

Who cares about patriotism anyway?

No matter how many of my people terrorists slay

I'm just worried about getting better pay

At the mediocre job I go to everyday,

 

Just give me my video games and reality shows

They satisfy me from my head to my toes

When I need the truth CNN knows!

I could be ignorant that's just the way it goes!

 

Who’s the real enemy? Don't bother me with facts

Couldn't possibly be those illegal aliens and border attacks

Couldn't possibly be career politicians and super PAC’s

Making deals with our enemies passing those bills and acts,

 

It's been this way for years why should it change?

Those lies are my lullabies I don't want to feel any pain

They tell me who to hate and to whom I'm supposed to relate

I never worry about anything I can create,

 

My brain each and every day is a clean slate

History is just irrelevant don't need it on my plate

The US Constitution is just overrated

Freedom is a sports bar and a hot date!

 

Don't ask me to analyze a thing

I just want my beer after I get done working

More and more taxes I'm feeling the sting

There's just not a lot of intellect I can bring!

 

Who were Washington and Franklin anyway?

They're not around anymore, this is today

Just give me whiskey and a roll in the hay

What difference is there in Democracy and socialism anyway?

 

Stumbling through life I'm a Democrat brat

Don't ask my why or what conclusion I should arrive at

All conservatives must be liars I read my Alinksy flyers

In my third world shanty town burning tires,

 

Does it ever occur to me to make a distinction? 

Won't notice until my freedom succumbs to extinction

MSNBC brings me all I need to know

Is it my indoctrination or my autism that shows?