My Prized Kangaroo Lost His way

It’s a black day no sandbox where I can play?

It’s a black day,

It’s a black day my prized kangaroo lost his way

It’s a black day,

When life seems not worth living

And you think of your fiancé who went missing’

Chimpanzees just seem much less forgiving

All those robot attacks you keep reliving,

It’s a black day my dog won’t even stay

It’s a black day,

It’s a black day Life’s a clown act today

It’s a black day,

My booster rocket blew up in midflight

The escape module vanished thrown clear out of sight

Holding back my urge to go with all my might

When I got up this morning things didn’t feel right,

It’s a black day you didn’t go but you stayed

It’s a black day,

It’s a black day the gerbil rebellion was suppressed in May

It’s a black day,

My car just blew out a tire

Under the hood was a barbeque fire

I couldn’t even find a UFO buyer

My situation is looking a bit dire,

It’s a black day why won’t the drag queens go away?

It’s a black day,

It’s a black day Santa wrecked his Christmas sleigh

It’s a black day,

At the wedding smitten with massive diarrhea

No wonder people don’t want to see yuh

Did you hear about the meteor that hit Santa Maria?

My favorite pet dinosaur came down with gonorrhea,

It’s a black day a Martian invasion spotted with my radar array

It’s a black day,

It’s a black day found plutonium in my salad at the buffet

It’s a black day,

Those wrinkles in my pants a serious confession

I cried a tear at Mickey Mouse’s funeral procession

An electric eel in my swimming trucks a true life’s lesson

A mass shooting with a glue gun unforeseen aggression.