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My Prized Kangaroo Lost His way

 

It’s a black day no sandbox where I can play?

It’s a black day,

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It’s a black day my prized kangaroo lost his way

It’s a black day,

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When life seems not worth living

And you think of your fiancé who went missing’

Chimpanzees just seem much less forgiving

All those robot attacks you keep reliving,

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It’s a black day my dog won’t even stay

It’s a black day,

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It’s a black day Life’s a clown act today

It’s a black day,

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My booster rocket blew up in midflight

The escape module vanished thrown clear out of sight

Holding back my urge to go with all my might

When I got up this morning things didn’t feel right,

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It’s a black day you didn’t go but you stayed

It’s a black day,

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It’s a black day the gerbil rebellion was suppressed in May

It’s a black day,

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My car just blew out a tire

Under the hood was a barbeque fire

I couldn’t even find a UFO buyer

My situation is looking a bit dire,

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It’s a black day why won’t the drag queens go away?

It’s a black day,

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It’s a black day Santa wrecked his Christmas sleigh

It’s a black day,

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At the wedding smitten with massive diarrhea

No wonder people don’t want to see yuh

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Did you hear about the meteor that hit Santa Maria?

My favorite pet dinosaur came down with gonorrhea,

It’s a black day a Martian invasion spotted with my radar array

It’s a black day,

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It’s a black day found plutonium in my salad at the buffet

It’s a black day,

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Those wrinkles in my pants a serious confession

I cried a tear at Mickey Mouse’s funeral procession

An electric eel in my swimming trucks a true life’s lesson

A mass shooting with a glue gun unforeseen aggression.

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