No breaking wind, burping or slurping! Mayor bans townsfolk in Spanish village from 65 types of rude behaviour
No breaking wind, burping or slurping! Mayor bans townsfolk in Spanish village from 65 types of rude behaviour
By Matt Blake
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Townsfolk in a Spanish village have been banned from farting, burping and slurping their soup in public in a new charter to combat rude behaviour.
They are among 65 indelicacies that have been outlawed by the Mayor of La Toba, 70 miles northeast of Madrid.
Touching genitals, adjusting underwear or picking noses are strict no-nos, while coughing or yawning without covering mouths and speaking when eating are also barred.
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