Our Modern Reality Zone

We have for you tonight a few examples of how to screw up America for good.

What the hell did they demolish Robert E. Lee's statue for he was an abolitionist?

Oh no! It's another Taliban helicopter they got from Afghanistan! They're shooting at us! 

General Milley justifies his botched decisions to a captive audience! 

Do you even realize what that dumbass Biden has done?

You should know why whenever asking the White House for an answer you're going to get 2 contradictory statements!

Wait! You said if I played along and lied to the public I wouldn't have to get the shot! 

Well son it's like this. We got these dumbass Democrats running the country into the ground so Daddy has to drink a lot just to numb my anger!

Damn! Another missile from North Korea and Biden said they were just testing them! 

We here in Congress all took the Covid 19 vaccine. What do you mean you're worried about injury or death? You terrorists you!

Listen old man! We'll get you out of Afghanistan when we're good and ready! Got that?

Sorry but we can't let you two leave until you take the vax! Why can't you just conform?

Biden's top State Department advisor says most of the 83 billion in US weaponry acquired by the Taliban has already been cannibalized!

Mister, can you give me a ride just across the border to Mexico? Biden has already destroyed what's left of America!

Ooh that booster shot hurt! Now I'm gonna fill my shorts! 

Thanks to Biden's policies and the upcoming food shortages, people like you are going to become very desirable!

Ever since I took the jab I can't control my bowel movements! Here comes another one!

The idiocy of the present under Joe Biden makes my Twilight Zone look like Webster's Dictionary. I think we've had enough for one night folks.