In view of the Democrat institutionalized attempt to not only keep Donald J. Trump from winning the presidency but to even criminalize him Let us consider some fond moments of testimony! 

On coming home every evening and seeing my wife after being with Lisa Page having an extramarital affair. Well, I didn't plan on getting caught!

Yes, I did say F*** Trump, that we should impeach him, that I wanted to F*** him, that I wanted to stop him, all on federal devices, but but that never affected my doing my job legally or ethically. What? You don't believe me you bastards?

Lucifer? Satan? Evil? W-what's that?

Why John and I believe we've got a lotta shit to clean up here before our day in court because Boy does it stink! I hear the prison bathrooms are a good place for quickies too like me and Lisa used to do! John, get back to work!

Remember we were told that POTUS wanted to be regularly informed. Yep, and we did do that. Right James?