A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the attorney general said he believes the man is a member of the notorious "Al-Gebra" movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the attorney general said. "They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country."

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.

Thanks to my great friend Steve for keeping a keen eye out for this breaking news update and having the forethought to email me directly knowing my personal sense of concern for potential terrorist attacks here in the homeland.

Peace

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Comment by Burbia on June 13, 2011 at 11:58pm
i believe the quote was "There are three sides to every love triangle..."  also, i think this quote was left out, "The TSA agent was harder than chinese arithmetic during the pat down, I'm a math teacher, I know these things..."
Comment by Unemployed Storm trooper TK420 on June 11, 2011 at 5:02pm

Hhahahahah ! LOL ! : )

 

Comment by Jeff on January 8, 2010 at 12:48pm
Hey, they're considering a variety of psychological passenger screening now too, looking for people with nervous twitches.

Peace
Comment by Jeff on January 8, 2010 at 10:56am
Yes, weapons of math instruction.

Hey, thanks for the video with Dahlia Wasfi.

Peace
Comment by Tara on January 8, 2010 at 10:50am
LMAO, AL-GEBRA huh? Those crazy terrorists dressed up as nerds are at it again! Be very afraid, be very, very afraid!

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