SWIM is a badass. Watch out elitists, here he comes!
Boy, this dude SWIM (Someone Who Isn't Me) can be a little extreme at times, but not everything can be settled over a cup of tea.
SWIM has stopped doing taxes for almost 6 years.
SWIM claims 9 (or exempt) on paychecks so that 0% goes to the feds.
SWIM spends about $50 at Wallymart, yet steals more than $100 each time (and yes, in the same trip, every week).
SWIM intentionally applies for payday loans, just to not pay them back. Screwing the people that prey on the poor and indebted.
SWIM has opened bank accounts at every major bank, intentionally putting each account in the negative, never planning to pay it back.
SWIM does not do this for gain or because SWIM needs money. SWIM is making a statement through SWIM's actions.
Whether its the Feds, the bank or a certain well-known evil super store, SWIM always finds one way or another to stick it to 'em, morally justifiable or not.
SWIM is not worried about being in debt, getting untold numbers of phone calls each day and even knocks on the door. In fact, SWIM smiles at each of these reminders of a job well-done.
SWIM (Someone Who Isn't Me) is an individual who's identity can not be compromised as statements made about SWIM could be incriminating, and sometimes self-incriminating. The term SWIM often takes the place of words such as "I" or "my best friend" or "my cat" to help preserve their identity and safety.
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Comment by Ninbag on August 17, 2012 at 11:35am
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Hahaha! I can't for the life of me word this correctly.
Anyone can use the term SWIM while talking about themselves, their family members or friends etc. instead of using their real names or online aliases is always recommended to protect whoever SWIM may be. Keep in mind that "SWIM" is over-used across online communities, so its also recommended that you be creative and maybe use "my pet roach" or "my gerbil's 11th appendage" instead of using SWIM, it's essentially the same thing from a legal stand-point. Reading about SWIM-this and SWIM-that can be exhausting.
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The SWIM in this article is a single individual, sorry about the confusion lol.
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Comment by Central Scrutinizer on August 17, 2012 at 9:49am
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so its a collective eh???
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Exactly :)
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Unfortunately, this is the first time SWIM has asked me to post this information about them, information on this particular SWIM won't be found elsewhere. Although it does sound rather interesting as a preview for a novel, you may be onto something!
HW00D is A-okay in SWIM's book, That makes two.... 300,000,000 more to go!
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HW00D has stopped doing taxes for 10 years ;)
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