Here lies the grave of the abadonded man
Should have gotten his kicks while he can
Should have stood his ground and taken a stand
For a good man most women weren't a fan,

I see it etched in right here in stone
All the babes preferred Mister "Bad to the bone"
One of those reasons he was better off alone
What the hell, his children are all grown,

Much too hardened for that gentle touch
Most of them never really cared that much
Money, pride, status, and such
Lying straight faced becomes a vital crutch,

Here lies the grave of an abandoned man
Worked out a lot had a nice tan
But his heart was true and he didn't know the plan
Might as well have been a member of a vampire klan,

You need a good man to set you free
Problem is deep inside you're just too dirty
No matter any how you like them flirty
But, what you do to them isn't very pretty,

Can't you hear that hymn of the abandoned man
He was just a joker who got scammed
Taking you at your word like an innocent lamb
You're a little too boring get out've here, Sam!

It's got to be a challenge got to be worth
Got get some jewelry or at least rare earth
Don't even entertain the idea of child birth
It's just a matter of money, your drinks and your girth,

Don't expect me to be like your Mom
I can't stand a man with sweaty palms
Got to have drama I hate when things are calm
Got this canker sore need to get some lip balm,

Here lies the grave of the abadonded man
Should have gotten his kicks while he can
Should have stood his ground and taken a stand
Too bad most women weren't much of a fan.