Ive got a few tips for you guys at the daily mail, firstly, never, I mean never, take a laxative and a sleeping pill together.

When I use the pronoun you within this document please don’t take it personally unless you disagree. The Editors overlords dictate the stories and the likes of people that would bug the phone of a murdered child (millie dowler) and use it to sell papers. They are very sick people and have my pity.

 

Website publishes list of banned videos deleted from youtube

Oh dear, what a shame, never mind

https://www.altcensored.com/channel/deleted

instead of the story about a drag queen caught stalking “Women” presumably but being a transvestite gives him a pass.

OK coppers are arseholes Who Knew?

 

 

Perhaps instead of this gem of journalistic integrity

'amazingly comfortable' MEN'S tracksuit pants from Kmart

 

You could go with….

Funeral Directors in Covid-19 Epicenter Doubt Legitimacy of Deaths Attributed to Pandemic, Fear Numbers Are ‘Padded’

"If you don’t have a private doctor and you weren’t under any medical care, they’re automatically putting down on the death certificate COVID-19"

https://www.projectveritas.com/news/breaking-funeral-directors-in-c...

Just a thought….

Maybe you could explain that there are more poitions than Vaccine cheerleader or “Anti Vaxxer” Some vaccines are necessary, others, some people believe are not. Its interesting that the lady here is anti lockdown

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8304727/Anti-vaxxer-WAGS-t...

and here is an anti vaxer

Anti-vaxxer nurse arrested as her four-year-old son was snatched from her arms during coronavirus protest

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8305665/Anti-vaxxer-mum-Re...

She has now committed the ultimate sin of working while under “lockdown” a term typically associated with prisons

No mention of the police having no masks during the arrests clearly disregarding their own fanatical new “laws”

 

Maybe instead of “China Expert” telling us it must be genetically modified, wasn’t that conspiracy theory stuff a couple of weeks ago?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8274057/US-intel-Coronavir...

There is no evidence the coronavirus was engineered in a lab, according to scientists.. Conspiracy theories 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8004067/Killer-coronavir...

Awkward?

Or Instead of this….

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8304775/Hero-cop-scene-Por...

Do some actual research…

http://12160.info/forum/topics/port-arthur

The idea that he it 35 people in the head while running with a rifle from the hip is clearly absurd, but, but poor copper doing his job

 

This is mint…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8305891/Iranian-destroyer-...

Clearly the fact some guy was just standing there filming the boat at the time was coincidental lol, you guys are funny lol alleged victims blurry foot gets space….just sad

 

Be afraid if your in the red zone lol, we’ve had zero d here print that! 65,000 Popn

 

 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8304569/Map-reveals-parts-...

Even the most gullible don’t believe this shit anymore

Earth to daily mail….clearly very few people are getting it even fewer are dying from it and even those are likely drummed up from some old peoples home its been introduced to.

 

I didn’t even consider this stuff much until you guys in the sicko media started getting hysterical, I’ll have to do some research I know you lame pricks won’t.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8304567/Australias-doctor-...

 

Australias chief doctor a physics professor now with a lifetimes research into microwave effects on the organic cell….I didn’t think so

 

I had to goole Erin Molan, A TV sports presenter is now an expert on epidemiology able to shoot down “deniers” with her research papers and doctorate in epidemiology…oh, whats this? She has no qualifications at all in that area…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8304451/Erin-Molan-shuts-a...

More top rate investigative journalism from the fail

 

Might be best if someone informed her she has no idea and should therefore just not comment

Research the dunning kruger effect

 

This is not news, its just not, I don’t know what else to say…you guys are supposed to know what you are doing.

 

 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8304621/What-lungs-child-c...

I thought the kids are safe which is why they can go back to school

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8305075/PIC-EXC-Simon...

Starved for attention its just pathetic, and you let them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait wait…the second wave is going to be even worse….we really mean it this time, the modelling is better……A software engineer College drop out psychopath intent on population reduction said it..he wouldn’t lie would he

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8305867/Australians-slam-A...

 

 

This is not news! Don’t thank me just TRY to do better next time I know you try hard

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8304391/Kmart-shopp...

 

What the fuck is it with you guys transvestites and Unicorns

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8305115/Sarah-Ferguson-p...

 

 

 

 

Theres only one problem with this story…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8305111/South-Korean-super...

No cities have been locked down, no transport closed and international entry is still open. Well, that’s South Korea which has not only managed to

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/rest-of-world/how-south-k...

You’re just not very good at this are you daily fail lol, no wonder everyone just makes jokes about you, lol you are a joke, journos,. Fucking joke!

 

 

This ones good, You have to wonder where they find the time between tik tok and the avalanche of co vid patients

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8304675/Final-UK-death-tol...

OK then whats’s this?

http://tapnewswire.com/2020/05/downing-st-announce-that-covid-death...

 

I don’t have time to cover all the utter claptrap non stories about cats in trees, drag queen kids and the latest bargain at ALDI its just sad and pathetic, I don’t even have it in me to hate you but others probably will. It seems unlikely I’ll be able to conjure up any sympathy when you get thrown to the dogs by your masters.

 

Maybe you can use the following as part of your LGBTQ Promotion,. Just don’t mention that they have an average lifespan less than smokers

 

http://tapnewswire.com/2020/05/sick-who-guidelines-encourage-childr...