Hi I'll be your host tonight on the incredible Democrat Show. Hey, I'm a Jackass! What'd you expect?

Here's AOC recently exhibiting the teeth she will use to suck the blood out of the American public with her brainless economic policies. She can chew carrots faster than I can!

"So what if I stabbed the American people in the back by tanking the economy, praising Islam while they murdered our citizens, and I congratulated the riot leaders who helped burn down our cities like Ferguson and Baltimore? So what?

Now even I gotta say, "what an asshole!" You see, I'm not such a jackass after all!

Is that real human excrement from the streets of San Francisco? Go ahead give it to me! I want an authentic souvenir!

Listen carefully, I'm going to whistle the theme tune for the movie "Deliverance" than I'm going to stuff an arrow up my bum vent!

Aw damn it! I done got the plague, typhus, and and human crap all over my shoes just because I came back to my home town of LA flying in from DC! It just aint safe here no more!

Nancy Pelosi reacts to the foul odor of human excrement on the sidewalks of her home town, San Francisco, and vows more gun control laws, gun rights for illegal aliens, and to put her favorite city in the manure business!

Elijah Cummings demonstrates his favorite activity in on behalf of his constituents when on Capitol Hill. It's called snoozing!

So what if I'm not really Native American? So what if I raise taxes? So what if I lie through my teeth like the dung hitting the streets of LA? Am I supposed to care?

Oh my God oh my God oh my God! Don't you dare throw that at me! It hasn't been baking on the sidewalks of LA long enough to even thicken yet! 

I pledge allegiance to the memory of Spartacus that every man I confront in a public restroom will get a good loud brainless argument to remember!

I voted for partial birth abortion! How did you ever get out that Planned Parenthood dumpster?

I dare you! Just throw my a naked child and I'll show you what to do with it!

The Democrats convinced me not to wear deodorant or use toilet paper. Everyone tells me I stink now!

Oh! That felt good getting rid of all that gas inside me! Bill, you Devil you!

Joe Biden's chief election strategist gives the press corps a confident grin!

Hey, never light a fart at a party to entertain your pals. It's bad for the ozone layer and it scorches the hell out of your balls!

I never planned on being an alternative to over population by the Democrats but I could get used to it! Oh Bill! Over here!