Do not attempt to adjust your screen just sit quietly and try to keep from vomiting.

Madam Speaker of the House I've soiled my undies. I request to use the Boy's room.

He did Madam Speaker of the House and it smells awful!

Damn it! I said don't allow that Trump Rally to be broadcast! 

I have given stew Biden Care. It's hidden away in the back where all the little girls underwear that I keep for amusement purposes only. Hunter lights my pipe!

What's the matter with you? Just take the jab. I did!

There must be someway to stop Trump! Yes yes the vax! It worked for me! 

Aw, if I drink just a little bit more of this, I'll have the courage to take my clothes off in the women's spa! 

No Mister President, do not tell the reporters you just crapped in your pants! Just walk off! 

I knew if we just stole enough votes with the Dominion machines I'd have enough money for my gender reassignment surgery!

Damn! I've got myocardial inflammation and all the time I was telling those anti-vaxers they sucked! 

Stop! Stop! I only programmed you to attack conservatives and Christians!

Yes I told you that vax would be working. Look at them! Not a brain in their heads, but that means nothing's changed! 

Okay okay okay! I'll be there in a minute! Just make sure Biden doesn't say anymore stupid shit! 

Being a female who has male organs is rather confusing. I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch! 

We now return control of your TV set back to you. Until next time when the stench of DC comes back to take control of your dial once more!