Why You're an Extremist

The other day I was trying to access a particular conservative website about a recent event, but the library's server blocked the page! Reason listed? The site was labeled "Extremist". Now even public libraries have gotten into the act of social canceling! I thought that public libraries paid for by tax dollars were supposed to be non-political! I'm reminded of the shocked reaction from a North Korean defector who had escaped after being imprisoned and used as a sex slave. She said once entering America, "the land of the free", she was alarmed to see many of the same things happening here in the US that she had fled from the brutal Communist Regime that had abused her! Time to wake up people!

So what makes you an extremist? This, as defined by Democrat, leftist, and Socialist standards of political correctness.

1) You believe that our founding fathers were righteous men whose intentions for American liberty and personal freedom were noble and justified.
SHAME ON YOU!
2) That the US Constitution, Bill of Rights, and Declaration of Independence were inspired by Christian values.
OH YOU RITUALISTIC STATUE WORSHIPPERS YOU!

3) You think that capitalism addresses the human need for incentivizing hard work for greater reward, ethical business acumen, and the right of all Americans to seek prosperity.
OH YOU NO GOOD IMPERIALIST PIGS YOU! ALLOWING PEOPLE TO GET RICH? JEEZ!
4) You think that big government is wasteful, more corrupt, and less likely to fairly represent the people.
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY LIVE WITH YOURSELVES? YOU MUST CONFORM!!!

5) You believe that one particular issue of the 13 Colonies in their resistance to King George's rule then that resonates even to this day is taxation without representation!
OH PLEASE! YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT ONBOARD WITH PAYING YOUR FAIR SHARE FOR THE NEW GREEN DEAL AND ALL THE WONDERFUL INFRASTRUCTURE THAT DEFICIT SPENDING CAN BUY?

6) That you believe in the freedom of speech as in First Amendment Rights.
SERIOUSLY? WE WILL CHOOSE WHAT WE THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY ESPECIALLY IF IT CONFLICTS WITH OUR VISION OUR RULE!

7) If you believe that the whole "Climate Change" initiatives and goals for fossil fuel reduction are an example of a global conspiracy to limit human population growth and travel.
LIKE DUDE, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ACCEPT WHAT THEY'VE BEEN TELLING US FOR DECADES NOW AND YES A GLOBAL ICE AGE HAS EVOLVED INTO A NEW BOILING SEAS SCENARIO! LIKE JUST EVOLVE WITH IT!

8) You think that fake news dominates the airways and is owned and controlled by the Democrats along with multi-national broadcasting corporations owned by foreign investors hostile to American values.
LIKE, GET A LIFE! YOU ARE SO PARANOID! SHOW ME THE PROOF! LIKE, WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, AND NPR? I LOVE THEIR ACCUSATORY SMALL TALK AND BASELESS ALLEGATIONS ESPECIALLY THAT THEY HATE TRUMP!

9) You believe that the 2020 election was stolen by massive voter fraud organized by Democrats, some Republicans, and billionaire donors who should never be allowed to influence the outcome of elections such as George Soros and Mark Zuckerberg.
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY QUESTION THE INTEGRITY OF AN AMERICAN ELECTION WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT EXAMPLE OF FREEDOM FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD TO OGGLE OVER? IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA, DUDE, LEAVE IT!

10) You think that there is an agenda to persecute conservatives, Christians, and even Caucasians in America being that we are seeing this sick trend occurring in third world countries.
GOSH! YOU MUST BE A RACIST BIGOT OR A HOMOPHOBE OR OR A EXENOPHOBE!

10) You think that the LGBTQ transgendered advocacy is a political misdirection to tear down the family which is the underlying foundation of American society for the sake of forcing social unrest and eventual overthrow of the country along with other tactics already underway.
OH YOU ARCHAIC FEAR MONGER AND HATEFUL HUMAN BEING YOU!

11) You think that border security is paramount to national security and that it's the responsibility of the government to protect its citizens, and that those who advocate open borders are the true insurrectionists!
WELL LOOK AT YOU! YOU PREJUDICED HUMAN RIGHTS SUPPRESSOR! CAN'T A FEW HOMBRES CLIMB OVER THE FENCE TO SEEK A BETTER LIFE, GET FREE BENEFITS THAT WE OVER TAXED AMERICANS HAVE TO PAY FOR AND THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES OURSELVES FOR A CHANGE? AND SO WHAT ABOUT US VETERANS WHO AREN'T GETTING ENOUGH MEDICAL HELP OR FOOD AND SHELTER. SO WHAT!

12) You believe that the events of January 6th were staged by Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats to demonize President Trump and intimidate the congress into certifying the results of a very controversial election that was blatantly corrupt and that the US government acting just like the Soviets, Red China, North Korea, and Iran, are holding so-called insurrectionists as political prisoners denying them of their Constitutional Rights.
OH OH, NOW I'VE HEARD IT ALL! AND NOW I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THAT THE FBI HAS BEEN POLITICALLY COMPROMISED TOO!