You have just entered a realm of concepts and ideas where the summit of man's knowledge reaches the depths of his own fears. You have just embarked on a land of imagination and Democrat Bullshit, you're in the Impeachment Zone!

That Beedy Eyed Little Man you see is the bag of Schiff, Piece of Schiff, pile of Schiff, Dog Schiff, however you frame it, this dishonest propagandist seeks to take down a US President having nothing but lies as his arsenal.

He claims that he never met the Whistle Blower and that the witness has been thoroughly vetted and questioned.

Of course we here in the Impeachment Zone know better. Adam is merely a pathetic little man who will soon meet his fate at the hands of those he has accused.

In fact, Congress has been called upon to shed their masks in order to reveal who they really are and what their true agenda really is.

Today on the 2nd Impeachment Inquiry members of the Senate were forced to wear a special breathing apparatus due to the smell of the lies and fecal matter being uttered by the Democrats!

It has been reported that Fidel Castro watched the proceedings fondly from his Sanitarium quarters reminded sentimentally of all the people he set up and had executed!

In fact, Bernie Sanders weighed in on the inquiry standing in Venezuela speaking fondly of the legacy of socialism in that country!  

I've gotta tell you folks that if you believe smoking this is healthy for you then you'll believe any BS the Democrats lay before you! 

The Bag of Schiff tells us that the Whistle Blower has been safely sequester from any cross examination by the GOP for his own protection!

I have standing next to me a number of anxious experts who want a chance to meet with Schiff claiming they have some historic examples of attempted coups they would like to remind him of.

Ladies and gentlemen in an unprecedented move the US Marshalls have made an appearance and under arrest warrants for members of the Democrat Congress originating from Attorney General William Barr are acting as I speak!

 What a dramatic entrance folks! 

Adam Schiff is now being apprehended! 

The authorities are reassuring Adam Schiff that he will not be treated like they did to Paul Manafort who is still in solitary confinement! And he will be sufficiently fed!

Of course, I had other ideas about how to humanely and efficiently deal with Adam Schiff but that's how things go in the Impeachment Zone!

I guess we've put you through enough for one day but please come back for more of the inquiry and I believe President Trump will be adding a closing gesture!

Good Night!