"Cap and Trade"
(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
By Sam Adams

Cap and Trade, Cap and Trade,
Watch your taxes soar,
Just to please the U.N.
And that big fat fraud, Al Gore

OH!

Cap and Trade, Cap and Trade,
Spread the wealth some more,
Just to please Obama
And that big fat fraud, Al Gore.

Dashing through the snow,
Out here in Hollywood,
As the snow drifts grow,
We'd warm up if we could,
Traffic's all a mess,
It's sliding into trees,
I'd love some global warming now,
Cuz I'm about to freeze!

OH!

Cap and Trade, Cap and Trade,
Watch your taxes soar,
Just to please the U.N.
And that big fat fraud, Al Gore

OH!

Cap and Trade, Cap and Trade,
Spread the wealth some more,
Just to please Obama
And that big fat fraud, Al Gore.

Twas twenty years ago,
They took us for a ride,
Bamboozled us with facts,
Of global warming's tide
But then this very year,
Emails at first concealed,
Were shown in public to our joy!
And NOW the lie's revealed

OH!

Cap and Trade, Cap and Trade,
Watch your taxes soar,
Just to please the U.N.
And that big fat fraud, Al Gore

OH!

Cap and Trade, Cap and Trade,
Spread the wealth some more,
Just to please Obama
And that big fat fraud, Al Gore.