Hillary Clinton Announces She Will Seek Reelection As President Of The United States - Satire

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hillary Clinton has announced that after much debate she will seek reelection as president of the United States.

Pundits on MSNBC, CNN, and ABC News have long pondered whether Clinton would seek reelection or allow someone else to step in, and now she's made a definitive declaration.

"After much deliberation, consultation, and prayer to Moloch, I have decided that I will seek a second term," she said to a crowd gathered at a local Wendy's restaurant. "I feel I haven't accomplished everything I wanted to in my first term, and I really need a full eight years to implement my final solution to all of America's problems."

"Orange man bad! Orange man bad!" she chanted at one heckler, though the heckler turned out to be a Wendy's worker asking if she wanted the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger 4 for $4 or the chicken sandwich one.

Aides then gently ushered her back onto the bus to take her back to Bright Sunrise Home For Seniors.

babylonbee.com/news/hilary-clinton-announces-she-will-seek-re-election-as-president-of-the-united-states

Views: 124

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

Please tell me this is satire. At work and short for time yikes
OK it's is oops

Joke's on anybody who thinks this is a joke...This Delusional POS will be there...WATCH! That's the real reason behind why all these brainless demoRat bastiches who jumped in to the 2020 assKlown parade are now jumping out, falling out, falling apart, forgetting their scrpt, releasing script too early (Ya Damn, right we're comin' for your AR15's) Their glorious leaders now sent out the private Memo: "Good Job, Now get out the way"

Biggest Hint: go look at the regulatory board of elections It's got her listed with an ACTIVE Campaign, and ACTIVE candidate, she's gonna try and pull a "Nixon",  WATCH!

RSS

"Destroying the New World Order"

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE SITE!

mobile page

12160.info/m

12160 Administrators

 

TOP CONTENT THIS WEEK

Latest Activity

Patrick C Conway favorited Phyllis Maka's blog post Two huge con jobs: Homeless tents in San Francisco, and the latest "covid relief bill" - Jim Stone
31 minutes ago
cheeki kea commented on Chris of the family Masters's blog post America's Frontline Doctors
"I hope the petition works. I was reading info on a site today concerning the grave concerns that…"
1 hour ago
Chris of the family Masters posted blog posts
3 hours ago
cheeki kea commented on cheeki kea's video
Thumbnail

Career-Limiting Move (The Most Career-Limiting Thing You Can Do)

"This ad is utter bull shit And Racist towards asian women in this case. You international…"
4 hours ago
cheeki kea posted a video

Career-Limiting Move (The Most Career-Limiting Thing You Can Do)

What’s the most career-limiting thing you can do? It turns out that if you’re a woman, it’s having a baby.There’s a clear and obvious cost to women and their...
4 hours ago
cheeki kea posted a photo

INTERNATIONAL WOMANS DAY

Man have I seen some crap today sisters.
5 hours ago
Phyllis Maka posted blog posts
6 hours ago
Central Scrutinizer posted a blog post
10 hours ago
Central Scrutinizer posted a video
10 hours ago
Central Scrutinizer favorited Chris of the family Masters's blog post Brandon Smith - We're Headed For 1929 Repeat
11 hours ago
Central Scrutinizer commented on Chris of the family Masters's blog post Brandon Smith - We're Headed For 1929 Repeat
"Buckle up kids & the Fasten Seat belts light is now on folks... won't be a repeat.....…"
11 hours ago
Twilight Zone commented on Phyllis Maka's blog post Schumer: "Unity, unity, unity. That's how we passed this bill." Bill passed without any support by Republicans.
"It seems that's the story they're pushing.  Joe called it "bi-partisan",…"
12 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters posted a video

The Great Reset is a ‘coup’ by the globalist elite

Journalist James Delingpole says the Great Reset is simply a “coup” by the globalist elite, and it is happening all over the world.“It’s happening in your co...
13 hours ago
Twilight Zone commented on Old Denmark's video
Thumbnail

British Tax Parasitizing Stasi Goons Arrests Elderly Women Strolling in Park

""According to police figures, there has been a rise in…"
13 hours ago
Twilight Zone favorited Old Denmark's video
13 hours ago
Old Denmark posted videos
17 hours ago
Bob Renner posted a status
"The Mega Compilation of Injuries and Deaths From Vaccines https://prezi.com/i/zehglqhnnnt2/the-mega-compilation/"
17 hours ago
Twilight Zone favorited Chris of the family Masters's discussion MEDICAL SHOCKER: Scientists at Sloan Kettering discover mRNA inactivates tumor-suppressing proteins, meaning it can promote cancer
17 hours ago
Twilight Zone favorited Larry Flinchpaugh's blog post Senator Rand Paul: Leave control of elections up to the states
17 hours ago
Twilight Zone favorited Larry Flinchpaugh's blog post Private Property Rights
17 hours ago

© 2021   Created by truth.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service

content and site copyright 12160.info 2007-2019 - all rights reserved. unless otherwise noted