Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, Officer quits after 14 years
NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Thursday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.
“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.
"Sir, thank you for cooperating with TSA regulations, but this is the 6th time you've been through security. You really don't need to come back here anymore."
“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”
“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”
Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”
More: http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/09/18/man-takes-viagra-wears-swe...
Replies to This Discussion
-
Permalink Reply by Central Scrutinizer on
-
I dont fly, but I think more & more need to do this.....I mean if it makes a 14 year security veteran quit, could make a dent in the regime....although Diesel Dyke will just start hiring all the She-Men of Butch County.
-
Permalink Reply by Unemployed Storm trooper TK420 on
-
Hhahahahahaha ! this was great ! LOL !
-
Permalink Reply by Sheila survivor on
-
the best one i have heard of was
everything the same except he placed
peanut butter in his smelly slot.
LMAO
survivingsurvivalism.com
"Destroying the New World Order"
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE SITE!
Latest Activity
- Top News
- Everything
In 1994, He Exposed Their Entire System… and Predicted 2026 Perfectly. | Jordan Maxwell
In 1994, He Exposed Their Entire System… and Predicted 2026 Perfectly. | Jordan Maxwell#jordanmaxwell #knowledge #technology #history #facts✅ Explore Jordan ...
Halloween Story No. 4 “The Curse”
Arnold Yates had spent 20 years in big city law enforcement. Ten years as a Cop and 10 years as an…See More
Rock Hudson - " Seconds " Trailer - 1966
Along "Giant" , "Seconds" remained one of Rock's favorite of his movies.The film was based on David Ely' s novel.Rock was finding himself pigeonhelded in co...
A Disturbing Pattern Happened Again... Explain This
#strange #video #strangevideos #scary #scaryvideos #creepy In this video we dig into strange, disturbing, and odd stories that sit just outside nor...
Halloween Story Number Three- “They Came from the Sky!"
Werner was from Westphalia, Germany-the Northwest Region. He had been in America for a few months…See More
🚨 THEY SILENCED HIM! Barrie Jennings' SHOCKING 9/11 Testimony… Then He MYSTERIOUSLY DIED! (RIP)
‼️ WARNING: This Story Will Make You Question Everything…Barry Jennings was a key witness to the UNEXPLAINED explosions inside WTC Building 7 on 9/11—long be...
NAZA Official Trailer | Mongrel Media
The trailer for NAZA, a new documentary from Yuval Abraham and Rachel Szor, two of the Oscar®-winning filmmakers behind NO OTHER LAND.Shot at night on the ro...
Pentagon's LifeLog vs. Facebook: Same Day Shutdown? #shorts
LifeLog, the Pentagon's ambitious data collection program, was shut down by DARPA on February 4th, 2004. Coincidentally, Facebook was registered as a busines...
The Fantasy Clown World I Wake Up to Everyday
I never could have seen this coming before I was awakened by all the BS that I became aware of…See More
Why Was the Movie “The Bedford Incident” Such a Threat?
With wars looming in the Middle East and Vladimir Putin making more threats of using nuclear…See More
Oil News ( not good )
"~ Amendment. New hope on the horizon. Quick updates. Diesel sanctions on Russia Lifted ! by…"
The Death Doll-Halloween Story Two
Retired Major Lionel Eldridge was browsing items in a bazaar of relics, antiques, and curios when…See More
© 2026 Created by truth.
Powered by
