Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, Officer quits after 14 years
NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Thursday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.
“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.
"Sir, thank you for cooperating with TSA regulations, but this is the 6th time you've been through security. You really don't need to come back here anymore."
“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”
“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”
Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”
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Permalink Reply by Central Scrutinizer on
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I dont fly, but I think more & more need to do this.....I mean if it makes a 14 year security veteran quit, could make a dent in the regime....although Diesel Dyke will just start hiring all the She-Men of Butch County.
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Permalink Reply by Unemployed Storm trooper TK420 on
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Hhahahahahaha ! this was great ! LOL !
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Permalink Reply by Sheila survivor on
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the best one i have heard of was
everything the same except he placed
peanut butter in his smelly slot.
LMAO
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