Obama Admits Aliens Secretly Running The Government?
WASHINGTON D. C. – President Barack Obama announced that extra-terrestrial aliens have been controlling the world’s major governments since shortly after the end of World War II. President Obama made the stunning declaration at an unscheduled White House press conference early this morning.
“This has been going on since the 1950s,” President Obama told the crowd of stunned reporters, “They were attracted to our planet in large numbers due to our discovery of atomic fission, to our use of nuclear weapons.”
Obama described how the 1947 Roswell incident involved a type of alien popularly known as The Greys, who were the first to make themselves outwardly known.
“Today, practically every human being on earth knows what a Grey alien looks like,” the President said with a shrug, “Once contact was established with the Greys, President Truman made a deal with them, letting them build bases here in exchange for technology. After that, President Eisenhower met with a group of aliens commonly known as the Nordics, who are similar enough to terrestrial humans to move among us almost completely unnoticed. They offered us a place in the universal brotherhood of enlightenment if we were willing to disarm ourselves of nuclear weapon. Unfortunately, both we and the Soviet Union, who were also facing this offer, decided to hold on to the nukes.”
The President went on to explain that, since then, a variety of alien groups have established secret programs to work around the resistance by world governments to abandoning nuclear weapons and the threat of multi-dimensional devastation they pose.
“Aliens have been around for a long time, and not all of them travel by spaceship,” President Obama explained, “They can manipulate time and space, which are both important and strongly-interconnected properties of reality, but not the only ones. One result of that manipulation is anti-gravity faster-than-light propulsion. Another result is a form of control over the kinds of trans-dimensional perception most commonly known as remote viewing, telepathy, astral travel, bi-location, or any of a large number of other names.”
Nodding to himself, the President paused to take a long look at the apprehensive faces filling the silent room.
“The point is,” he continued, “aliens have controlled our governments for the past sixty years and…”
At that point, President Obama lifted his hand to cover what, at first, seemed to be a cough.
“Sorry, I just couldn’t help myself,” the President said, wiping a tear out of the corner of his eye after he’d finished laughing, “I’m just kidding about the aliens running our government. No, we human beings are responsible for the terrible mess we’re in and we’re just going to have to get ourselves out of it, all by ourselves.”
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Permalink Reply by Charles Magus on
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There are always exceptions to any rule. Some may have more Reptilian DNA than most, but they can still have very human traits, depending on the Ancestry.
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Permalink Reply by Central Scrutinizer on
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wtf..this an onion article???
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If this is a bogus website then they would deserve a bollocking!
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Permalink Reply by Sweettina2 on
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That sounds painful... :)
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Believe me it is!!! Lol!
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Permalink Reply by raymond _______ on
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Yeah.Illegal Alien bogies.
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But I think Obama is just an illegal Alien Clone!
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I would say no, they wouldn't do all the evil things if it wasn't for some outside external Non-Physical Force.
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Permalink Reply by Deep Space on
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Nothing is "external". Nothing is physical. :)
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That is Deep!
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Permalink Reply by Nobody Will Observe on
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Would U like Mushrooms with that?
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Mushroom Sauce with Reptile? Sounds good to me! :-)
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