Captain BS

Opinions…. Are one thing

But if you think you know it all

You don’t know anything

Your head is….. Inflating

Lego that ego

You’re too proud

Spewing out BS

All day long

Chorus

 Paging captain know-it-all

Gonna save us from ourselves

Behind the bully pulpit

Acting like a prophet

From a planet full of Muppets

Mental….. Masturbation

Rambling like a fool

Without hesitation

He thrives on…. Stirring up the pot

Got you spinning

Like a top

Don’t know which way

Is down or which is up

Chorus

Gonna save us from ourselves

Behind the bully pulpit

Acting like a prophet

From a planet full of Muppets

Solo 

He’s pushing…. The right buttons

Diversionist

That’s his function

He’s playing….God once again

Pointing his finger

Right at you

Quick to tell you

What to do

Chorus

                                        Paging captain know-it-all

Gonna save us from ourselves

Behind the bully pulpit

Acting like a prophet

From a planet full of Muppets

Outro