Here's some tongue and cheeky lyrics I wrote quite awhile back to a really quirky, rocking tune that the drummer in my band "Throwing Stones" came up with. It's a fun song but behind it all is a message too :)

Stooge is on the Loose

Thinks he’s divine

Like Betty Crocker

Cooking, he’s so fine

Got the right moves

Always shaking the bacon

But he lost the groove

He drives a Porsche

Always driving fast

But inside there’s no force

Another suit

Choking the chicken

Doing the pigeon too

Chorus

Stooge is in the loose

Riding lightning

But he’s losing juice

Got nothing to lose

Stooge is on the loose

He’s a viper

Stalking you

Stooge is on the loose

His politics

Tricky dick

Is screwing everything

Money is his fix

There’s a gold chain

Wrapped around his neck

No dignity

Stepping on the toes

Of society

He’s getting rich

Off the common man

Always selling you a pitch

Chorus

Stooge is in the loose

Riding lightning

But he’s losing juice

Got nothing to lose

Stooge is on the loose

He’s a viper

Stalking you

Stooge is on the loose

It’s flaky Jake

Riding off

A bet, another stake

He passes on

All his debts

The skunk is on your lawn

Hey new age man

Thinks he’s got it all

The master plan

He’s such a douche…bag

Jolly green big giant

Stuck in his own goo

Chorus

Stooge is in the loose

Riding lightning

But he’s losing juice

Got nothing to lose

Stooge is on the loose

He’s a viper

Stalking you

Stooge is on the loose