Alex Jones Is a Tornado Truther Because, Obviously
Yesterday, we explored the wild reality of Tornado Truthers, who believe that massive storms are created by the HAARP antenna farm in Alaska (HAARP is actually a research station to communicate with aliens living underground — only fools think otherwise). Still, the whole affair was missing the input of King Nut himself, Alex Jones. Well, guess what? He's down.
"Of course there's weather weapon stuff going on — we had floods in Texas like fifteen years ago, killed thirty-something people in one night. Turned out it was the Air Force," Jones said on The Alex Jones Show yesterday.
Jones elaborated that while he's not sure that this week's tornado outbreak was caused by the government, he's absolutely sure that the government "can create and steer groups of tornadoes" (powers usually reserved not for any branch of the government, but for the X-Men).
Jones said that the smoking gun of government involvement would be if a helicopter or aircraft was spotted "in and around the clouds, spraying and doing things." He continued, "if you saw that, you better bet your bottom dollar they did this, but who knows if they did. You know, that's the thing, we don't know."
We just don't know if the tornadoes were caused by small, sentient black helicopters or a variety of atmospheric conditions. We don't know. WE'LL JUST NEVER KNOW.
[via Salon]
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Comment by Cryptocurrency on May 23, 2013 at 11:42am
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US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
In the US, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration keeps records of weather modification projects on behalf of the Secretary of Commerce, under authority of Public Law 92-205, 15 USC § 330B, enacted in 1971.[22]
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1977 UN Environmental Modification Convention
Main article: Environmental Modification ConventionWeather modification, particularly hostile weather warfare, was addressed by the "United Nations General Assembly Resolution 31/72, TIAS 9614 Convention[20] on the Prohibition of Military or Any Other Hostile Use of Environmental Modification Techniques." The Convention was signed in Geneva on May 18, 1977; entered into force on October 5, 1978; ratified by U.S. President Jimmy Carter on December 13, 1979; and the U.S. ratification deposited at New York January 17, 1980.[21]
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Comment by truth on May 23, 2013 at 10:56am
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- Alex Jones pushes tornado truther theory: 'There's weather weapon stuff going on'
Raw Story - by Stephen C. Webster - 1 day agoConspiracy talk show host Alex Jones, increasingly a favorite of conservative media for his extremely vocal support of gun rights, outed himself ...
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Alex Jones on Oklahoma: I'm not saying it was government weather control, but it was government weather control. Because wake up sheeple.
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