Hello Americans,
This is Natasha from Russia and we want to thank you for all your sanctions. For taking away from our country Coca Cola, KFC, McDonald’s and all that shit. We understand that you take care of our healthtissness …???... health. And that’s why we will be stronger and more beautiful and without fat. So, we take care of you too and that’s why we cut our gas, so you have to walk by foot instead of using your car. Don’t thank you, don’t say thank you … friendship! I am so sorry I have to go to feed my bear and drink vodka and play Balalayka right now. See you later!

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